Dear Bacon

13 Aug

20130531-235655.jpgDear Bacon,
You’ve caught us.  This is what we do when the humans aren’t looking.  ssshh – kind of keep it to yourself okay.  You’re welcomed to join us anytime – just bring your lightsaber.  Signed Squirrel Wars

Dear Squirrel Wars,

Hey – I’m in!  This looks like fun.  Party in the back of the Hotel Thompson this weekend.  I’ll call Journalist Rocky the Squirrel to get the invites out.  Thanks my friends!


20130531-235711.jpgDear Bacon,
Part of fitting in is the disguise.  I’ve been hanging out on the pier now for two whole days and no one has noticed me.  I think it’s the hat – maybe the fishing rod.  So I now know the answer to life’s greatest problem – blend in with the humans.  What do you think?  You want me to get you a rod and hat to come out with me?  Signed BirdGilligan

Dear BirdGilligan,

WOW!  I’m glad you told me who you were, I would have never guessed it!  You do blend in so well.  I’m wondering if I wore that outfit would humans ever think it was me?  How about I try to meet you soon and we can test that theory?  But first of all, I have to ask.  Can you lift 45 pounds?  Because if the humans catch on, you gotta get me out of there before they start looking at you as a two piece and me as bar-be-que.  Shivers.


Dear Bacon,
I’m in the police academy trying out for a police officer.  I think I have the gun stance down.  You think?  Why don’t you come join me?  I’ve heard it runs in your family and perhaps someone in the family can put in a good word for us?  Signed Stop or I’ll Shoot

Dear Stop or I’ll Shoot,

That is a good stance.  I’m impressed.  I don’t think that I’m ‘police officer’ material in that way though.  My hooves – well they just get in the way when I try to hold some heat.  I’m more of a Pig9… you know something like a K9 but with me, an oinker.  With this snout, I think I can be trained to smell out all of the bad things out there.  But hey, what if we were partners?  You the bad cop and me the good cop – raises eyebrows.  That would work partner!


20130531-235738.jpgDear Bacon,
HELP!  There’s something on my noise and I can’t see it.  It tickles.  Hurry, what is it?  Is it dangerous?!  Signed Crossed Eyes

Dear Crossed Eyes,

Snort giggles.  Never fear my purr friend.  It’s just a lady bug.  They are good luck.  I think she likes you.  Maybe be nice to her and make a new friend.  There’s nothing to harm you little guy.



Dear Bacon,

I think me and my friend are twins!  We both have some of the same characteristics – you know like being devious and mischievous – purr laugh.  I think it’s the constant smile that pulls the humans into our lives.  There’s only one small, tiny, little difference.  My friend can reshape his body to frighten peeps.  I can almost do that… not the way he does but I’m learning.  Signed Cheshire in Training

Dear Cheshire in Training,

WOW – I almost couldn’t tell the difference between you two.  That smile – it’s almost identical my friend.  Perhaps you can play his stunt double in real life?  That’s always an idea.  Just think of the fame and fortune you would have.  Carry on my friend and keep smiling.


Remember friends – keep sending you pictures and questions to me at


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13 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Amy

    08/13/2013 at 6:50 am

    dear bacon, i have 1 big huge insane headache.

    thank you.


    • PigLove

      08/13/2013 at 7:10 am

      Uh oh. I’m sorry my friend. I hope it’s from laughing 😄🐷 XOXO – Bacon

  2. fozziemum

    08/13/2013 at 7:29 am

    Oh nooooooooo I too have a headache and the laughing didn’t help…..hilarious..have a great day Bacon and keep the help coming…love and hugs Fozziemum xxxx

    • PigLove

      08/13/2013 at 7:31 am

      Oh no my little friend. I do so hope your headache goes away. We can’t have you feeling under the weather. Hogs and snout kisses – XOXO Bacon

      • fozziemum

        08/13/2013 at 7:37 am

        Heheehh all good sweet Bacon it’s been a three weeker and it ain’t goin soon ..might have to evict it!! big hugs Fozziemum xx

  3. Ajaytao2010

    08/13/2013 at 8:40 am

    I Nominated you for A Bunch of Awards – 13 Nominations

    please choose any 2 awards out of the 13
    accept it and oblige

    there are no linkbacks for this award

    • PigLove

      08/13/2013 at 9:40 am

      OMP (Oh My Pig)! Thank you so much my friend. I’m so pigecstatic! XOXO – Bacon

      • Ajaytao2010

        08/13/2013 at 9:44 am

        lovely expression OMP I loved that dear

        thank you so much dear

        Love Ajay

  4. The Dancing Rider

    08/13/2013 at 9:26 am

    Oh my gosh, Bacon! Laughing, laughing, and laughing more! All these little guys and girls are quite funny! You have such good comments and advice for your buddies.

    • PigLove

      08/13/2013 at 9:41 am

      aaww thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  5. evilsquirrel13

    08/13/2013 at 11:28 am

    Take it from me…. avoid jittery squirrels with lightsabres at all costs! View from a distance only!

    • PigLove

      08/13/2013 at 11:30 am

      snorts – taken. I should forgo the party in the back yard this weekend with lightsabres. I shall watch from the distance of my back door 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  6. easyweimaraner

    08/13/2013 at 4:03 pm

    I guessed it – the men in blue are monkeys hahahaha


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