Now I know exactly how to hide my bananas here at the Hotel Thompson. Disguise them as cucumbers! Daddy won’t touch cucumbers. He’s the culprit.
Mommy buys *me* bananas but when I turn my back, daddy is eating them. And you know what, he won’t share like mommy. I don’t get it. He has everything else in the house in the big ice box to eat. Can he please leave my bananas alone? Please?
Mommy calls me her monkey boy sometimes because I love bananas so much. Can you do me a favor friends, can you tell my daddy that these are really made for this little oinker and not the human daddy? Please – can you help a pig out?
08/01/2013 at 12:28 pm
Bad, bad daddy! Leave bananas alone and have an apple instead!
08/01/2013 at 1:55 pm
Um thank you very much…. pssstt daddy – leave *my* apples alone too – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
08/01/2013 at 3:45 pm
oh, you have to share a little /bad Bacon 🙂
08/01/2013 at 3:52 pm
shuffles hooves. darn… i guess. mommy got on to me too. i will be better. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
08/01/2013 at 1:01 pm
Bananas are not good for humans – they will make them bananas when they eat to much of this yellow or green colored thingies.
08/01/2013 at 1:55 pm
Thank you Easy. I’m definitely printing these for daddy AND I’m hanging them in the kitchen. snorts. XOXO – Bacon
08/01/2013 at 9:37 pm
You may never convince your daddy to leave your bananas alone – but that cucumber idea is great. He’ll never know.
08/01/2013 at 9:38 pm
That’s what I think. He was certainly looking for my bananas tonight. Mommy his them. I guess she’s on my side with this one. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
08/02/2013 at 3:20 am
hehe great plan disguise the bananas!xx Speedy
08/02/2013 at 9:24 am
Shakes piggy head. I think dad caught on to my plan somehow. I think Hemi the purr thing here showed him my faux ‘cucumber’. Darn purr thing. I have to come up with another disguise. Any ideas? XOXO – Bacon
08/02/2013 at 4:24 am
I think you will just have to get your Mom to buy more so there will be enough for Dad too. Also find a secret hiding place and put them there when he isn’t looking. 🙂
08/02/2013 at 9:26 am
That is a great plan! Daddy says he hates them but yet he still eats them. Shakes piggy head – I don’t get it. I think he’s messing with me. I’m off to fine the place for hiding them. Somewhere where he won’t look. Somewhere he doesn’t go. Somewhere he knows not. The laundry room! Insert evil laugh. XOXO – Bacon
08/02/2013 at 5:47 am
Don’t blame you, I love bananas too especially frozen with natural yogurt – yummy!
Nuaghty daddy, maybe thinks if he eats enough bananas he’ll turn into bananaman??
08/02/2013 at 9:27 am
I didn’t think about that. You may be right. Bananaman… I like the sound of that. Mom better NOT get him a cape before she buys me one! XOXO – Bacon
Miss Harper Lee
08/02/2013 at 5:06 pm
I love bananas too, Bacon, and my mommy makes lots and lots of yummy treats for me with them. My daddy has finally been trained, and now before he reaches for a banana he’ll ask my mommy, “Are these for Harper Lee, or can I have one?”
08/02/2013 at 5:11 pm
snorts – I’m going to have to take notes from you my friend and how to train daddy. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon