Why do the humans dress us up in clothes? It really disturbs me. I look like a giant bumblebee. What do you think? Signed Buzz
You know you really do look cute though. My human dresses me up. I let her. Do you know why? Even though we may look extremely stupid, the humans enjoy it. It brings a smile to my mom’s face every single time. Knowing that, it’s worth it looking silly. I say enjoy your human interaction and continue bringing a smile to their face my friend. If that’s all it takes to make them happy, so be it. And the upside, they usually give us treats afterwards, right? 🙂
Hey little guy – we laugh all of the time. It’s what we do. We would love for you to come out and visit. We would make room for you. What do you think? Signed The Three Amigos
Dear The Three Amigos,
That is an awesome picture my friends. I’m sure there is somewhere I could go with ya’ll laughing but I just can’t put my snout on it. Ya’ll look so happy! I will so be there running with ya’ll…. when I overcome my anti-nature stance. It will happen. Don’t count me out yet from all of the fun!
I am an artist! Do not think twice of me on my drinking. It inspires my inner soul. I would like to paint you – all of you since you are a plus size piggy. Would you pose for me? Signed Raphael Chickatello
Dear Raphael Chickatello,
WOW – I am honored… I think. I really don’t think that I am old enough to pose in any of your paintings. I think you should move on to maybe cows. That’s it – cows. I think cows should be your muse. They are so much more to work with than just me… a little pig. Carry on my friend and paint to your hearts content.
Insert spy music. The humans think they are so smart in putting out these ‘traps’. They hurt! But never fear, this is how we really get the cheese without setting them off. Now you know our secrets! Signed Top Mouse
Dear Top Mouse,
I love that move! I wonder if there is enough wire to suspend me over something delicious. It looks like a hoot! You definitely have the moves my friend. Keep it up my secret friend!
I know you’re probably wondering why I’m smiling, right? Well, the human will shortly find out when he slips on his shoes – bark bark. Signed Frisky
No wonder you are in the back yard in nature. Leaving little ‘gifts’ like that is not helping your cause of staying inside where it’s cool in the middle of the hot summer. Think about it my friend. You might want to rethink your gift policies.
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Thanks my friends!