Possible Careers for this Oinker at Large!

27 Jun

You know it gets to a point in a little pigs life that he has to start thinking about his future. Even Bashful has already started thinking about a career as a police rock. The little fellow has high ambitions. He’s working on his ‘demanding, authoritative’ voice now. It’s a work in progress.

So that got me thinking. I really need to start thinking about a career. You know, just in case I have to support mom/dad in their senior years. What? It could happen. So here are some possibilities that I have come up with.

 I’m still thinking about a life on the opposite side of crime. It kind of runs in the family. 🙂 There are K9’s out there that help detect bombs and drugs. Why can’t there be a Pig Detector? With my snout, I have a strong sense of smell. I think I could also detect bombs and drugs… of course with the right amount of training.

I wonder if the academy would take me? I think I’ll look into this and find the number in mom’s phone later. Maybe she can even pull a few strings for me and get me enrolled. And hey, if I get in then perhaps we can get Bashful in later? It’s worth a shot, right?


And I’m still not giving up on the idea of being a pilot. That would be pigawesome! If I could fly an airplane, perhaps this would finally put to rest the old saying about when pigs can fly. I mean heck with enough thrust any of us can take flight… even if it is only for a couple of minutes.

If I could fly a plane, just think of the possibilities. Do you think Delta would hire me? I could spruce up the old resume. How would you feel the next time you were flying and the pilot was ME? Of course, I would oink first before I told you we were taking off and I would try to keep the turbulence down. Thoughts?



Oh the days of being a cowboy.. running around the great pastures… all of that open space and fields.

Okay – maybe not a cowboy. I’m not that ready for nature yet.

Give me a little bit and I might change my mind.

But for now, let’s skip this for the time being.



What about working in road construction. Hey in Atlanta, Georgia, they are *always* working on the roads. I could direct traffic with the best of them. Maybe even my favorite news channel, Fox 5, here would do a special on me.

I can see it in lights now – “Tonight at 11PM – special on oinker that directs traffic in busy downtown Atlanta. Don’t miss it!”

Oh, that sent chills up my spine. This could definitely be a possibility my friends.


So what do ya’ll think my friends? Do you think any of these would work for me or do I need to keep looking for different jobs. Where was my guidance counselor when I was in school? Let me know. I’m up for suggestions my friends.  Just think of the possibilities! 

Oink XOXO – Bacon

Note: pictures found on the Internet


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22 responses to “Possible Careers for this Oinker at Large!

  1. Beate

    06/27/2013 at 5:02 am

    As a career choice I would suggest to help those people on the TV hoarder shows, like clean house and such. There were also those 2 british women, who touch crude stuff and clean it up for people. I do not watch TV , unless I have to at work, so I do not know the names of the different shows. I think that be a perfect job for Bacon. Don’t know how much it pays though. may be one can still not afford more than pig slop from those wages a good Oinker can earn that way.

    • PigLove

      06/27/2013 at 7:08 am

      That is definitely a possibility. This snout is a powerful shovel – snorts. I use it when I help mommy clean my room. 🐷 XOXO – Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    06/27/2013 at 7:59 am

    the world is your oyster Bacon I’m sure what ever you choose to try it will be great!Me I’m a Speedy Detective!hehehe,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      06/27/2013 at 8:24 am

      Oohh a detective. So you get to wear a hat for that? Can I be your partner? XOXO – Bacon

  3. Nicholiovich

    06/27/2013 at 8:02 am

    Or you could work for Looney Toons. Word on the street is that Porky retired so they have a vacancy, if you’re interested.

    • PigLove

      06/27/2013 at 10:49 am

      Jumping up and down for joy! Hot pig!! I’d be glad to take my friend’s place. What an ideal job!! Thanks my bestie. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nicholiovich

        06/27/2013 at 10:50 am

        The best part of the gig is that you get to forget your pants at home. Good luck in showbiz, bestie. Don’t forget to mention me in your speech if you’re voted for an Oscar.

      • PigLove

        06/27/2013 at 10:51 am

        Gotcha! I’m off to do some photo’s for my resume! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Caren, Dakota and Cody

    06/27/2013 at 9:27 am

    I think sniffing out drugs would be best, you have the PERFECT snout for that 🙂

    • PigLove

      06/27/2013 at 10:50 am

      I think so too! I keep telling mom to take me to work with her for some training. I *know* I can do the job. XOXO – Bacon

  5. easyweimaraner

    06/27/2013 at 11:35 am

    To work in road contruction would be fun on my place. You could watch the clouds on the sky the whole day while eating baguettes and whistle at the girls (hope you can whistle – that’s important) You could be also a good truffle hunter – truffles are as good as gold. You need only a bulletproof jacket, because at this channel the people have no sense for humor (or just for black or morbide).But the best job is always to be the “kid” in your crib – that’s the same like being the king. You will get all for doing nothing – that’s adequate I think :o)

    • PigLove

      06/27/2013 at 12:46 pm

      Oh Easy – you do have some excellent points there. I think my career should end up as being the “kid” in my crib. Looks around. I actually do have it made here. Why would one actually *want* to work if he doesn’t need to, right? I have an abundance of freedom, love and my every want/desire is catered to me. I mean, how many pigs do you know that get tucked into a toddler bed at night and told a story? Or have a telly in their room with cable and Netflix? Or for the kicked – a computer to have fun with a blog? Yep, I think your idea is the best. I’m going to be a forever kid. Thanks my friend for setting this little oinker straight on his future. You wanna come over and crash with me? My door is ALWAYS open 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        06/28/2013 at 12:25 pm

        Oh that would be great to visit you – we could watch horror movies till we scream ( for ice cream). To be the kid is always the best – no one can blame you for nothing – because you are “just” a kid :o)

      • PigLove

        06/28/2013 at 1:49 pm

        That is so true. I’m with you on the screaming for ice cream. MMMM – ice cream. YAY! XOXO – Bacon

  6. mollie and alfie

    06/27/2013 at 3:38 pm

    Do road construction, they sit down every five minutes for tea and a sandwich ( not Bacon ) bawahahwahhhwwaa xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

    • PigLove

      06/27/2013 at 8:44 pm

      Snorts. Well I can always eat. XOXO – Bacon

  7. evilsquirrel13

    06/27/2013 at 5:17 pm

    Maybe you should combine all of those careers together and join The Village Peopl… er, Porcines! 🙂

    • PigLove

      06/27/2013 at 8:45 pm

      Double snorts. I gotta go practice my dance moves. LOL. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Miss Harper Lee

    06/27/2013 at 6:16 pm

    The possibilities are endless! Maybe you could work as a male model for those steamy romance novel cover photo shoots. The world has seen enough beefcake. It’s time for a little porkcake. 😉

    • PigLove

      06/27/2013 at 8:46 pm

      Pork cake. Snorts. I can be a pork centerfold. 🙂 hello ladies! XOXO – Bacon

  9. The Dancing Rider

    06/27/2013 at 6:47 pm

    Bacon, you know that old song “One night in Bangkok, and the world’s your oyster…”? I bet you can do anything. Perhaps a calendar with pictures of all your likely careers! Oh no! And a police rock, too!

    • PigLove

      06/27/2013 at 8:47 pm

      PLOL ( pig laughing out loud). That’s another great idea. I see Christmas calendars coming up. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon


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