Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –
Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!
The juvenile rolling stone has struck again!
Information has been received over the wire reports this morning that the juvenile rolling stone has been caught in another act of random mischief. This time, the act took place in a local Target department store in Morrow. The juvenile rolling stone was caught on store security riding a tan in color skateboard down the sporting goods aisle. In one part of the video, you can actually see where the skateboard goes around a human wearing orange clogs and then runs into a display shaking his little pebble head from the impact.
One witness who wishes to remain anonymous, we’ll call him Mr. Smith, stated the juvenile rolling stone was acting like “he didn’t have a care in the world“. Mr. Smith stated he told him at one time to put the skateboard away so that he would not get hurt. The juvenile rolling stone stuck his tongue out and told the employee, “Make me”, before he took down another aisle riding the board. Mr. Smith followed him and inquired where his parents were. The juvenile rolling stone replied, “Papa was a rolling stone” before laughing hilariously.
This goes to show that the juvenile rolling stone is becoming more mischievous.
Last month, authorities reported that the juvenile rolling stone created havoc by riding a blue skateboard carelessly throughout the Walmart department store. He was observed skateboarding down aisles of the store in the toy department in between humans feet. He was even overheard shouting at the Walmart workers, “Whee, whee, whee!” and “Catch me if you can”.
Authorities have released a video from the security camera at Target of the juvenile rolling stone perpetrator showing his disturbance. Authorities are asking you not to approach the juvenile rolling stone in case he casts the first pebble. If you recognize this juvenile, please comment in the postings. All postings will be confidential.
06/14/2013 at 5:33 am
Oh wow and he crashed into a rack too – I hope the rolling stone will roll away with Mach2 before they catch him.
06/14/2013 at 6:48 am
Who knows what that rolling stone is doing. It just can’t be Bashful, can it? Would Bashful be a juvenile delinquent and make those kind of comments? XOXO – Bacon
06/14/2013 at 9:09 am
I’m sure Bashful is not the “most wanted rock” – he has an alibi from Arielle and Barbie :o)
06/14/2013 at 9:42 am
But of course. I just can’t believe it would be Bashful. PLOL – XOXO – Bacon
06/14/2013 at 10:23 am
06/14/2013 at 1:10 pm
somebody is being naughty!xx Speedy
06/14/2013 at 2:22 pm
At least it’s not me this time – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
The Dancing Rider
06/17/2013 at 9:56 am
My gosh! 🙂 🙂 Gathers no moss either!
06/17/2013 at 11:09 am
snorts! That is so funny! I gotta share that with mom/dad later. XOXO – Bacon