Dear Bacon

21 May


Dear Bacon,

Sometimes life is so overwhelming that I just don’t know what to do.  It’s so stressful.  I just have to sit down and it weighs on my shoulders.  Any tips for me?  Signed Heavy Thoughts

Dear Heavy Thoughts,

If any of my friends have taught me anything it’s that sometimes we have to stop and smell the roses.  Life is not as bad as what you think.  Think of the positive things in life and how much you have going for you.  It seems like you’re overlooking the ocean in your picture.  That in itself can be very relaxing and have a calming effect on oneself.  And you know a good chuckle solves a lot of problems.  You can never take yourself too serious.  Focus on those thoughts for a while my friend and keep your trunk up.  You have a lot to bring to the party!  



Dear Bacon,

Hee-hee I’m eating your strawberry.  How you like that?  HA HA Signed Tortoise

Dear Tortoise,

What’s that?  I couldn’t hear you through eating through this basket of strawberries that my mom got me.  That’s right – I said basket.  Hope you enjoy your ONE strawberry my friend.  Snort – Love you!



Dear Bacon,

Mommy said that if I eat my vegetables I will grow up to be strong just like you.  Is she right?  Signed Tiny

Dear Tiny,

Your mom is 100% correct.  Eating vegetables make you strong.  Now eat up that corn and broccoli I see and become a member of the clean plate club.  Make mommy proud and grow up to be nice and strong!



Dear Bacon,

Sometimes it takes a friends to help you out in meeting that future Mrs. Right.  I saw this gorgeous lady and had to get her attention some how that she would remember me.  I got my bro to help me out with an outstretched arm.  What do you think – did I make an impression to last?  Signed Romeo

Dear Romeo,

I gave this picture and letter the test and showed it to mom.  She got all teary eyed – you passed with flying colors.  She said that it was the sweetest thing she has seen in a while.  You should have made a huge impression on your lady friend.  Give her a call and ask her out for brunch now to get to know her.  If ya’ll get engaged, drop us a line to let us know.


20130428-203322.jpgDear Bacon,

Yep, it’s me the Hemi… your purr thing at the Hotel Thompson.  I know you talk about me and the paw that hits your hiney at times.  I thought I would show your friends the size of my hand.  Maybe then they will understand why you cry like a little girl when I do it.  Meow – Master Hemi

Dear Master Hemi,

Stay away from my computer and room.  After my loyal followers see the size of that paw, they will then know what a little bully you are – snort.


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8 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Leo

    05/21/2013 at 4:01 am

    Dear Bacon, Glad you find your friends amusing. Don`t worry about covering your potty like cats.Alice used to go into the bush and hide her`s. but then she was a roving pig but very clean. as a matter of fact she smelt better than the dogs.:-)

    • PigLove

      05/21/2013 at 7:07 am

      Aaww thanks my friend. I though it was something I was “suppose” to do. I’m glad to know I don’t. It’s a lot of work! PLOL. Take care my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    05/21/2013 at 6:59 am

    Is it true? Eating vegetables makes you strong? How strong will I be when I eat one of this carrots? (or a half one?)

    • PigLove

      05/21/2013 at 7:09 am

      Eating vegetables makes you very strong. Have you watched that cartoon series Popeye? I especially love my spinach… It’s awesome in my omelets. Try it and see what you think my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Miss Harper Lee

    05/21/2013 at 8:42 am

    Dear Bacon,
    You are the sweetest little piggy. Thank you for starting my day with a smile.
    Your Golden friend,
    Miss Harper Lee

    • PigLove

      05/21/2013 at 12:44 pm

      aaww piggy blushes. Thank you so much for those very kind words. XOXO – Bacon

  4. catchatcaren

    05/21/2013 at 11:53 am

    Bacon you give the most wonderful advice…but now……you gave Mom a taste for strawberries…….and…well….BACON!!! Hmmmm…strawberries and bacon, what a concept! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

    • PigLove

      05/21/2013 at 12:46 pm

      Snort chuckles. As long as it’s not this ‘bacon’ your nom nom’ing on – 🙂 PLOL – XOXO – Bacon


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