Now, understand that my mom has a really drawn out southern accent. I had to do several double takes when she said, “Possible Beach Time”. I thought I was going to have to make her put several quarters in the swear jar. That is until dad said it. It was a close call for this little pig. I thought she had finally went over that fine line of insanity… which she says is a close line – snort oink.
I think it would absolutely be a wonderful thing to dip these hooves into the ocean waters and walk on the sand. There’s just one problem though. I don’t do nature. eeww – there’s no telling what little creatures would be hiding out at the beach – like seaweed, stingy fish and fish for that matter.
Seriously, I would not mind the destressing of being a beach pig, lying in the sun and playing in the water. That could be fun – minus nature. Heck that would be a hoot. You know…. the original bacon in the sun. Then again if I got too hot, we could have a problem Houston. Everyone would come searching the bacon smell and I could be in trouble.
But just think of the beautiful sand castles that me, mom/dad could make at the beach. My snout is a wicked tool and I could help. You know, come up with some art like this –
Me + Beach = NOT happening. So we need to start thinking of who is going to watch this little, sweet, precious, snuggble piggy in October when mom/dad go on vacation. Any takers – snort. I don’t require much. Heck, I practically take care of myself. I just require a few things:
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WiFi access
- Laptop or iPad
- Television
- Netflix
- Unlimited access to the magical kingdom called a kitchen
- My own bathroom facilities
- Snuggy time
- Toddler bed
- Nightly turn down service with a bedtime story
- Room service
- Maid to clean said room
- Massage therapy
See, it’s not much. Any takers? XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
05/10/2013 at 2:21 pm
I think about the only place a commoner is going to find all of those amenities is in prison… but I don’t think the fringe benefits are worth the crime.
PigLove
05/10/2013 at 2:39 pm
Snort – I guess I’m high maintenance, huh? The accomodations at the Hotel Thompson are 5 star. 🙂
XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
05/10/2013 at 2:41 pm
Hmmmm… do they have any room for a little grey squirrel there? Getting a massage in my tree is about impossible…
PigLove
05/10/2013 at 2:42 pm
snort – come on over. You can bunk up with that pesky Journalist Rocky the Squirrel. XOXO – Bacon
Cody-Cat Chat (@CatChatCaren)
05/10/2013 at 3:20 pm
you are sooooooo silly! I love the idea of making a SAND PIGGY!! Love, Cody
PigLove
05/10/2013 at 4:08 pm
Wouldn’t it be fun Cody? We could probably make a sand cat too. Snort – think of all that sand we could kick around and make a mess with – PLOL. XOXO – Bacon
Animalcouriers
05/10/2013 at 3:40 pm
Oh, pigs on the sand! How lovely. Bacon, are you sure you are a pig?
PigLove
05/10/2013 at 4:10 pm
Looks at hooves, tail, pot belly and snout. Yep, I do believe I’m a piggy that acts like a human – snort. It’s a dream to dip my hooves in the ocean one day. I’m not sure if it will happen that soon for me but I know mom/dad will enjoy getting away for a while. You know they said they haven’t been on vacation to the beach for TWO years?! That’s a long time in pig hours. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
05/11/2013 at 4:55 am
You can stay at “Casa Easy” for this time :o) We can watch the beach on TV together, I’m also not the beach boy, because there is always water on the beach and I hate it. I like only the sand, but a beach with sand and without water it’s a desert I think and we haven’t such a thingy here :o)
PigLove
05/11/2013 at 9:57 am
A little water could be fun. I love to blow bubbles through my snout into the water and stomp my hooves. It’s a favorite pastime of mine.
With your paws and my snout, we could make some awesome barky and oinky sandcastles together. Hhhmm – a sleep over does sound fascinating! XOXO – Bacon
Basil
05/13/2013 at 5:53 am
I’m sure there will be loads! I know typist would if she could!