Possible “Beach” Time?

10 May

Now, understand that my mom has a really drawn out southern accent.  I had to do several double takes when she said, “Possible Beach Time”.  I thought I was going to have to make her put several quarters in the swear jar.  That is until dad said it.  It was a close call for this little pig.  I thought she had finally went over that fine line of insanity… which she says is a close line – snort oink.

I think it would absolutely be a wonderful thing to dip these hooves into the ocean waters and walk on the sand.  There’s just one problem though.  I don’t do nature.  eeww – there’s no telling what little creatures would be hiding out at the beach – like seaweed, stingy fish and fish for that matter. 


Seriously, I would not mind the destressing of being a beach pig, lying in the sun and playing in the water.  That could be fun – minus nature.   Heck that would be a hoot.  You know…. the original bacon in the sun.  Then again if I got too hot, we could have a problem Houston.  Everyone would come searching the bacon smell and I could be in trouble.


But just think of the beautiful sand castles that me, mom/dad could make at the beach.  My snout is a wicked tool and I could help.  You know, come up with some art like this –

Me + Beach = NOT happening.  So we need to start thinking of who is going to watch this little, sweet, precious, snuggble piggy in October when mom/dad go on vacation.  Any takers – snort.  I don’t require much.  Heck, I practically take care of myself.  I just require a few things:

  • WiFi access
  • Laptop or iPad
  • Television
  • Netflix
  • Unlimited access to the magical kingdom called a kitchen
  • My own bathroom facilities
  • Snuggy time
  • Toddler bed
  • Nightly turn down service with a bedtime story
  • Room service
  • Maid to clean said room
  • Massage therapy

See, it’s not much.  Any takers?  XOXO – Bacon



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11 responses to “Possible “Beach” Time?

  1. evilsquirrel13

    05/10/2013 at 2:21 pm

    I think about the only place a commoner is going to find all of those amenities is in prison… but I don’t think the fringe benefits are worth the crime.

    • PigLove

      05/10/2013 at 2:39 pm

      Snort – I guess I’m high maintenance, huh? The accomodations at the Hotel Thompson are 5 star. 🙂
      XOXO – Bacon

      • evilsquirrel13

        05/10/2013 at 2:41 pm

        Hmmmm… do they have any room for a little grey squirrel there? Getting a massage in my tree is about impossible…

      • PigLove

        05/10/2013 at 2:42 pm

        snort – come on over. You can bunk up with that pesky Journalist Rocky the Squirrel. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Cody-Cat Chat (@CatChatCaren)

    05/10/2013 at 3:20 pm

    you are sooooooo silly! I love the idea of making a SAND PIGGY!! Love, Cody

    • PigLove

      05/10/2013 at 4:08 pm

      Wouldn’t it be fun Cody? We could probably make a sand cat too. Snort – think of all that sand we could kick around and make a mess with – PLOL. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Animalcouriers

    05/10/2013 at 3:40 pm

    Oh, pigs on the sand! How lovely. Bacon, are you sure you are a pig?

    • PigLove

      05/10/2013 at 4:10 pm

      Looks at hooves, tail, pot belly and snout. Yep, I do believe I’m a piggy that acts like a human – snort. It’s a dream to dip my hooves in the ocean one day. I’m not sure if it will happen that soon for me but I know mom/dad will enjoy getting away for a while. You know they said they haven’t been on vacation to the beach for TWO years?! That’s a long time in pig hours. XOXO – Bacon

  4. easyweimaraner

    05/11/2013 at 4:55 am

    You can stay at “Casa Easy” for this time :o) We can watch the beach on TV together, I’m also not the beach boy, because there is always water on the beach and I hate it. I like only the sand, but a beach with sand and without water it’s a desert I think and we haven’t such a thingy here :o)

    • PigLove

      05/11/2013 at 9:57 am

      A little water could be fun. I love to blow bubbles through my snout into the water and stomp my hooves. It’s a favorite pastime of mine.
      With your paws and my snout, we could make some awesome barky and oinky sandcastles together. Hhhmm – a sleep over does sound fascinating! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Basil

    05/13/2013 at 5:53 am

    I’m sure there will be loads! I know typist would if she could!


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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