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Dear Bacon

30 Apr

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Dear Bacon,

My humans think I have been watching Merkat Manor too much.  I don’t know why they would think that?  It’s one of my favorite shows.  Have you watched it?  Signed Sitting Tall

Dear Sitting Tall,

Snort – I have no idea where your humans would get that you were watching too much Merkat Manor.  I mean, you sit really tall for a d.o.g.  I haven’t watched the show myself but Bashful loves the Animal Planet.  Follow your heart my friend – follow your heart!

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Dear Bacon,

We get a lot of snow and unlike you I have to go out in nature to do my business.  I don’t understand why the neighbors don’t think I’m friendly.  I come over to the gate to get their attention so they will pet me.  I haven’t had any takers though.  What is wrong with me?  Signed Tiny

Dear Tiny,

I see there is a LOT of snow there on the ground my friend.  With the several inches in that snow, the fence being so low and well you being so ‘friendly’ in trying to get their attention, maybe that has something to do with the neighbors not wanting to come over and pet you.  It’s their loss.  Don’t let it get to you.  They just can’t handle all of the dog that you are.  Stay friendly my pooch!

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Dear Bacon,

Don’t even ask.  This is just the way I am.  I get so many comments and remarks that it’s not even funny.  Signed Twisted.

Dear Twisted,

You know you sound like it bothers you.  Don’t let it bother you – embrace it.  When mom drives her little Smart car, people stare at her all of the time, pointing and laughing.  She just embraces it.  No sense in letting that worry you.  Embrace the skin you’re given and go with it.  You’ll be a lot happier with yourself ((HOGS AND KISSES))

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Dear Bacon,

My human – he is the smartest thing since the TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) show.  He made me this little skateboard to have fun with.  Isn’t it the greatest?!  So psyched!  Signed TMNT in Training

Dear TMNT in Training,

That is totally fab!  I’m so jealous.  I wanna skateboard too – not that I could look as cool as you.  I would probably fall down A LOT – but it would be so neat!  Be safe and have fun!  High fives to your human.

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20130417-084326.jpgDear Bacon,

You’ve posted a picture of yourself in the past when you were small next to a Pepsi can.  I’m more of a Coke can myself.  I think I was smaller than you.  What do you think?  Signed Big Bark.

Dear Big Bark,

You are adorable my friend.  Personally mom prefers the Coke over the Pepsi as well.  It’s just when I was on the farm, that’s all they had for comparison.  As far as cuteness, it’s like comparing oranges to apples and apples to oranges.  We’re just different and that makes us both cute next to our cans.

 
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10 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Leo

    04/30/2013 at 2:25 am

    Great blog as usual, It`s fascinating how you humanise these animals. They make us think, how they must see life.

     
    • PigLove

      04/30/2013 at 6:50 am

      Thank you very much. We really do try. June – Bacons mom

       
  2. easyweimaraner

    04/30/2013 at 8:56 am

    That’s just great… hahahaha….mom has a special ride too… they call it an elephant skater :o)

     
    • PigLove

      04/30/2013 at 9:08 am

      PLOL – You must show it. I call mom’s car the pigmobile cause it’s miniature like me! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. agatapokutycka

    04/30/2013 at 9:53 am

    Funny! Thank you for sharing it!

     
    • PigLove

      04/30/2013 at 10:03 am

      Thank you for reading and following me my friend! I hope I brought a smile to your face! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. evilsquirrel13

    04/30/2013 at 11:06 am

    LOL! I wonder if the skateboarding turtle would get harassed by the safety patrol for not wearing a helmet when he in fact is always wearing a helmet…?

     
    • PigLove

      04/30/2013 at 11:17 am

      That is so true! Safety first my friend – safety first – snort. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Lori Fontanes

    05/01/2013 at 12:58 pm

    OMG, that meerkat/dog photo cracked me up! Thx for the midday laugh!!!

     
    • PigLove

      05/01/2013 at 1:12 pm

      YAY! I did my job by bringing a smile to your face. 🙂
      XOXO – Bacon

       

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