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Okay – Enough Dad but Thanks for the Help Really

27 Apr

Dad is so helpful.  He learned of my desire to lose a little weight to get ready for swimsuit season.  What does he do?  Threaten to put me on the family treadmill.  Really? 

He actually had the nerve to put my little fanny on the treadmill and turn it on low.  I didn’t know what to do so I started walking slowly.  He was all excited and thought he was doing something fabulous.  He was laughing so loud that mom came in to find out what he was doing.

 

Talk about having a fit.  Mom can squeek pretty loud when she wants to.  I never knew that – PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud).  I wasn’t in any harm and in fact I was kind of digging the treadmill.  It wasn’t going too fast, just good enough for me to keep up with on my short chubby little legs.  Well, mom didn’t like it.  She said no to the treadmill.  She turned it off and told me told get off.  I was all “aaww mom” but she didn’t want to hear it.

 

So, it’s back to pig aerobics in front of the television.  You know really, I think I can have this entire problem solved in just a few minutes.  If mom would just make me that cape, I could be Super Pig and get plenty of exercise!  Start my theme music please, “Here I come to save the day…”  Okay, that’s Mighty Mouse but I think it would work for me, don’t you?

XOXO – Bacon

 
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8 responses to “Okay – Enough Dad but Thanks for the Help Really

  1. speedyrabbit

    04/27/2013 at 2:35 am

    Yup I totally agree with you Bacon you as a super hero!xx Speedy
    P.s. Just think of the fun we could have super pig and Speedy the fastest bun in the west!

     
    • PigLove

      04/27/2013 at 8:48 am

      OMP. The possibilities would be endless! It would be so much fun my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. catchatcaren

    04/27/2013 at 8:28 am

    you are so silly! I would have loved seeing you on that treadmill!

     
    • PigLove

      04/27/2013 at 9:05 am

      PLOL. I might have gotten a picture if mom didn’t go so ballistic. Geez that woman can screech! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. evilsquirrel13

    04/27/2013 at 8:47 am

    As a certified animal fitness instructor, I am capable of providing many creatures with a high impact, calorie burning workout just by allowing them to chase me around the yard. Have your parents considered letting you chase squirrels before? 30 minutes of trying to catch me a day, and you’ll be a lean, mean oinking machine in no time!!!

     
    • PigLove

      04/27/2013 at 9:08 am

      Snort. That would require me to go outside… In nature. There are things out there… In nature. Pig shivers. I don’t like it when nature touches me – especially my hooves. I know I know. I’m different like that. But I really appreciate your expertise in the “field” in wanting to help. I think I’m going to love the body I have and embrace it with all four hooves. But thanks really. XOXO – Bacon 🐷

       
  4. easyweimaraner

    04/27/2013 at 9:15 am

    Wow a piggy on a threadmill – wish I could see it :o) But I think “pigrobics” is also good to get the perfect beach body… I’m the coach of my mom, when we go jogging together she not only loses weight, she loses a lot of nerves too, so I think thats two for one, not bad, huh?

     
    • PigLove

      04/27/2013 at 10:01 am

      Your my kind of friend. PLOL. I try to help mom eat her food. That keeps her in line. Snort. XOXO – Bacon

       

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