Time to Get in Shape

26 Apr


I hope I haven’t waited too late.  I must get into shape – summer will be here before you know it.  I’ve got to get this winter hibernation weight off of me and get ready for swimsuit season.  What?  I gotta look good too to catch the ladies.  I can’t let my friend Maxwell be the only happening pig.  He has the west coast.  At least I can have the south.



So bring on the jumping jacks and running.  The purr things here at the Hotel Thompson have been so kind and said they would help me.  Of course, Bashful is already stealing food off of my plate to help me out.  That little devil!


Mom and dad have even jumped on the band wagon and said they were trying to do better in front of me.  No more sweets or other goodies.  That’s hard on a pig! 

Mom said I could borrow her inner core ball to help strengthen my inner core.  Have you ever tried one of these silly balls?  OMP (Oh my pig!)  They are the devil!  How in the world do they expect me to balance my 45 pound pot belly on that little wiggly ball?  I’m trying.  I mean, I would love to have a six pack but at this point I think I’m solid with a keg with this belly! 

I still have to have mom help me with this.  Of course, Bashful being the ever loving pet showed me how to do it.  Sure, for someone that weighs less than a pound it’s easy.  Give you a pot belly and four hooves and see how you do smarty rock. 

So, I’m off to exercise for my beach body.  I wonder if it counts if I watch people exercise on television?

Wish me luck my friends.  XOXO – Bacon


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12 responses to “Time to Get in Shape

  1. easyweimaraner

    04/26/2013 at 4:22 am

    Wait my mom want to join in in your exercise program…..and yes, it counts to watch it on TV – but only with a tasty snack :o)

    • PigLove

      04/26/2013 at 8:12 am

      Now your talking my friend! I can always go with a snack. My mom and dad are trying to get on the plan as well. XOXO – Bacon

  2. mumsthewordintheuk

    04/26/2013 at 6:33 am

    Oh Bacon how I can relate to you. I too need to get rid of my winter pot belly. I am with you on this. Good luck xxxxx

    • PigLove

      04/26/2013 at 8:13 am

      Thank you and good luck to you as well my friend. I think we can do this together. It’s hard getting it off. It was so much easier putting it on – snort! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Leo

    04/26/2013 at 6:58 am

    As a Pot Belly Pig it will be very difficult to loose weight as I don`t think your lifestyle will allow it. Also being a pet it`s very difficult to restrict your diet as we tend to get humanised, and get given goodies. I would leave the inner core ball alone, i`ve tried it, we both have the wrong bodies.Having watched Alice since a youngster I think Piggies of all types put on weight quicker than loosing it. Stay plump and happy, but don`t let them make you into bacon. 🙂

    • PigLove

      04/26/2013 at 8:17 am

      Into bacon – EYES WIDE OPEN – never snort! I’m pet not food – oink oink wink wink. I am happy. I’ve worked hard to get this pot belly. I think I should enjoy it. Mom does feed me lots of veggies so at least my eating is good. For a miniature pot belly, I’m not really that bad. I’m a good solid 45 pounds. Thank goodness there’s lots of places to run around at the Hotel Thompson. And I have to admit that the purr thing Hemi helps me get some excercise. He tends to chase me sometimes with those big mitten hands of his – snort. No more core ball. I just can’t balance all of this greatness on it. I agree with you on that. I wish I could meet your Alice. She seems to have really touched your life like I’ve touched mom’s. Much love my friend – XOXO Bacon

  4. Animalcouriers

    04/26/2013 at 9:21 am

    Dear Bacon – a skinny pig? Seen many of those around? Give it up 😀

    • PigLove

      04/26/2013 at 9:28 am

      Snort – you do have a point there my friend. I guess I might as well maintain at being good at what I am – a little cute oinker! Thanks my friend XOXO – Bacon

  5. speedyrabbit

    04/26/2013 at 1:56 pm

    Chase the purr things around that’s good exercise,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      04/26/2013 at 2:46 pm

      Snort – I’ve been doing that. Too bad the establishment at the Hotel Thompson frowns pinning them down and giving them snout kisses until they beg for mercy or say uncle – snort chuckles. XOXO – Bacon

  6. panoramaofthoughts

    05/03/2013 at 2:33 am

    All the best Bacon 🙂

    • PigLove

      05/03/2013 at 9:09 am

      Thanks my friend! XOXO – Bacon


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