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Dear Bacon

16 Apr

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Dear Bacon,

Why do the humans *insist* on buying these little creatures to ‘entertain’ me? They are not entertainment. They are trespassers in my home. What to do? Signed Friendly Feline

Dear Friendly Feline,

“Most” of us enjoy those little toys of delight. I myself even like playing with the purr toys here – don’t tell anyone. Just our little secret okay. Try it – you might like it. Throw that thing around a bit, give it heck.

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Dear Bacon,

Do you think my ears are too big for my little body? Signed Did You Hear That?

Dear Did You Hear That?

Of course not little guy – you’re still little. You’re going to grow into them. I think you’re fine! Don’t let others bring you down. Love what you got my friend. But hey, if you want a trade. I’ll give you my pot belly for them? Whatdayou think? Snort –

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20130323-183954.jpgDear Bacon,

You’ve probably heard me outside your window playing in nature in the woods. I play for nuts – you have to look at your retirement and hide those things away for the future. Happy songs! Signed Jammin’ Squrriel

Dear Jammin’ Squirrel,

That’s you I’ve heard in the woods behind the house? Play on little man – play on. Awesome sounds you are putting out in nature. I’ll tell mom to throw some extra food out the back door for you.

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Dear Bacon,

I’m the fairy bunny in nature. I pass along all of the pollen that makes the humans go sneeze. Don’t you love my wings? Signed Fairy Bunny

Dear Fairy Bunny,

Stop it! See, this is why I don’t go out in nature. Can you at least cut back a little on the pollen? Mommy is going crazy with the sneezes!

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20130327-122707.jpgDear Bacon,

I read that you get questions all of the time about big ears, big behinney’s, big tum-tums – BUT have you ever gotten one about big feet? Do you think mine are too big? Signed Rabbitsasquatch

Dear Rabbitsasquatch,

Compared to other rabbits, nah – you have perfect feet to stomp out those forest fires… I mean to hop everywhere – PLOL. Really, all joking aside. You have perfect feet. Hey pssttt – can you do me a favor? Can you find that bunny fairy that passes out the pollen and you use those feet for me? Smile – please. HA HA HA

 
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6 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. ilovecats

    04/16/2013 at 9:48 am

    I dunno that fairy bunny is cute…oh and those ears and feet.. and the squirrel probably could use some dried corn to store. As for that poor confused cat.. maybe a crinkle ball would help? I do have some purr things that prefer mice to crinkle balls or string toys. *sneezes* oh dear is that fairy bunny at it again?

     
    • PigLove

      04/16/2013 at 10:08 am

      PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud!) I personally need to have a one on one talk with that Fairy Bunny. He’s making mommy all wheezy and she’s still trying to get over being sick! She just can’t get a break you know. HUGS – XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. BlueBelle

    04/16/2013 at 12:58 pm

    I love the fairy Bunny and the Jammin Squirrel! I’m fond of watching cute animals on the screen. Oh, I remember ” Little Stuart “. Seeing those animal pics makes me say…can’t they just be real!.

     
    • PigLove

      04/16/2013 at 2:28 pm

      Exactly! Wouldn’t that be a fun world? XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. agatapokutycka

    04/16/2013 at 5:36 pm

    Lovely shot of the cat! Totally fantastic

     
    • PigLove

      04/16/2013 at 5:41 pm

      Aaww thanks my new friend. XOXO – Bacon

       

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