My New Mom – :)

This is my mom – pretty huh? She has long hair and she said that it was H.O.T., especially in the summer. She’s never had it this long before. Every morning when she washed it, then proceeded the drying part that took forever. In fact, it took time from my morning mommy/piggy time it took so long to dry. And well, you can’t see those pretty eyes or face with it being so long. And most days, she would pull it up in what she called a pony tail. Why have long hair if you are going to pull it up in a pony tail all of the time, am I right?

 

So she decided to go get her hair cut. She wouldn’t say what she was going to do. She sent this picture to dad with a message that stated, “This was my hair?!” Dad showed it to me and we both were awestruck. What did mommy do? Did she finally cross over the fine line of insanity? We were worried for a while. She’s threatened in the past to get it ‘all cut off’. Did she finally do it? Me and dad were both on the edge walking the floor back and forth waiting for mom to get home. And you know of course, however mom got it, we were going to love it but in the mean time, we were scared.

So mom finally called and said she was finished and on the way home. The anticipation was so stressful. Then, my mommy walked through the door. AAAWWW – it was cute. I can see mom’s eyes and face. She likes it because it doesn’t take long to dry or fix. And dad, well dad loved it! He immediately ran his fingers through it – it was so soft and manageable.

What do you think? XOXO – Bacon

 

Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

Why do the humans *insist* on buying these little creatures to ‘entertain’ me? They are not entertainment. They are trespassers in my home. What to do? Signed Friendly Feline

Dear Friendly Feline,

“Most” of us enjoy those little toys of delight. I myself even like playing with the purr toys here – don’t tell anyone. Just our little secret okay. Try it – you might like it. Throw that thing around a bit, give it heck.

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Dear Bacon,

Do you think my ears are too big for my little body? Signed Did You Hear That?

Dear Did You Hear That?

Of course not little guy – you’re still little. You’re going to grow into them. I think you’re fine! Don’t let others bring you down. Love what you got my friend. But hey, if you want a trade. I’ll give you my pot belly for them? Whatdayou think? Snort –

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Dear Bacon,

You’ve probably heard me outside your window playing in nature in the woods. I play for nuts – you have to look at your retirement and hide those things away for the future. Happy songs! Signed Jammin’ Squrriel

Dear Jammin’ Squirrel,

That’s you I’ve heard in the woods behind the house? Play on little man – play on. Awesome sounds you are putting out in nature. I’ll tell mom to throw some extra food out the back door for you.

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Dear Bacon,

I’m the fairy bunny in nature. I pass along all of the pollen that makes the humans go sneeze. Don’t you love my wings? Signed Fairy Bunny

Dear Fairy Bunny,

Stop it! See, this is why I don’t go out in nature. Can you at least cut back a little on the pollen? Mommy is going crazy with the sneezes!

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Dear Bacon,

I read that you get questions all of the time about big ears, big behinney’s, big tum-tums – BUT have you ever gotten one about big feet? Do you think mine are too big? Signed Rabbitsasquatch

Dear Rabbitsasquatch,

Compared to other rabbits, nah – you have perfect feet to stomp out those forest fires… I mean to hop everywhere – PLOL. Really, all joking aside. You have perfect feet. Hey pssttt – can you do me a favor? Can you find that bunny fairy that passes out the pollen and you use those feet for me? Smile – please. HA HA HA