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I Like Pig Butts and I Can Not Lie – Sing it With Me

07 Apr

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Go ahead, I know you sung those words in your head. Admit it. I’m okay with it. I won’t tell anyone whatsoever – snort.

Mom is *always* telling me that I have the cutest little derriere. I have to kind of agree to that. Although personally, I do believe my tail is slighly off centered… just a bit. Not that I spend too many long hours in my bedroom looking at my captains quarters in the mirror. I mean that would be weird, right? PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud).

Now you want to see my behinney, don’t you. To see what I’m talking about.

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Look at the picture and see what you think of my captains quarters.

My tail is slightly to the right a bit before it curves down. Do you see it? I mean as far as tails go, that is a striking tail. Very long, nice little white fur at the end that is braidable – not that I would know anything about that.

And trust me, when I’m happy I can make that tail go! It swings so fast back and forth, that mom tells me I’m going to take off flying. See, it’s true – pigs with enough thrust can fly!

Thoughts on my back side? Please share – this oinker needs a pick me up on his body image. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy with my body. I’ve worked hard at it. But if I’m going to get a girl one day, I gotta be handsome. πŸ™‚

XOXO Bacon

 
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17 responses to “I Like Pig Butts and I Can Not Lie – Sing it With Me

  1. speedyrabbit

    04/07/2013 at 2:25 am

    don’t worry Bacon you have a gorgeous butt,one that I could gentle pat all day!xx Speedy’s mum

     
    • PigLove

      04/07/2013 at 10:14 am

      Aaww piggy blushes. Thanks Speedy! XOXO- Bacon

       
  2. ilovecats

    04/07/2013 at 4:40 am

    Being that I’ve never really looked at a pigs rear end before…yours is cute.

     
    • PigLove

      04/07/2013 at 10:15 am

      Snort giggles. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. peacelovegreatcountrymusic

    04/07/2013 at 3:30 pm

    Your built in fly swatter is just the right size, your piggy butt is a cutie!

     
  4. hutchagoodlife

    04/07/2013 at 6:04 pm

    It is an adorable little bootilicious bottom! You’ll have the girls falling at your trotters, don’t you worry!

    Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
    xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      04/07/2013 at 6:08 pm

      Pig blushes. Well thank you. I’m going to have to go do a double look in the mirror. Walking away chanting Bacon Bootilicious. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Deborah Boza Valledor

    04/07/2013 at 8:54 pm

    Bacon…you are one fine looking pig…don’t let anyone tell you different!

     
    • PigLove

      04/08/2013 at 7:49 am

      Blush – thank you. I’ll keep that in mind. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. matilda

    04/22/2013 at 4:32 pm

    Sweet piggy butt.

     
    • PigLove

      04/22/2013 at 4:43 pm

      HELLO my friend! How are you doing lately? How is your piggy? XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. matilda

    04/22/2013 at 4:38 pm

    you are not longer baby. you are thinking about your beauty

     
    • PigLove

      04/22/2013 at 4:43 pm

      I will *always* be my mommy’s baby. πŸ™‚
      XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. matilda

    04/22/2013 at 4:50 pm

    Hannah lives at my mommy house now. I have not condition for pigs. My apartment is not big.

     
    • PigLove

      04/22/2013 at 5:02 pm

      I’m so sorry to hear that my friend. Do you go see her often? XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Leo

    04/23/2013 at 4:15 am

    Only when you`ve looked after a pig do you really feel true affection. They are cute all over and I found Alice was protective but a little jealous sometimes. It`s nice now she has piggy company and I get to see her quite often as I always felt there was something missing in her life. She is now the matriarch of her group and they now get jealous if she gets too much attention.

     
    • PigLove

      04/23/2013 at 8:48 am

      That’s mom’s worse fear – that I’m not happy. I hope she does realize that I am very much. I’m like Alice and I can tend to be a little possessive and protective over mom. Like one you said, no one really understands the true affection you can bond over with us. I’m very fortunate as well as Alice is with you πŸ™‚ XOXO – Bacon

       

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