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Dear Management at the Hotel Thompson

25 Mar

20130319-122440.jpgDear Management of the Hotel Thompson,

It is with great sadness that I feel the need to write this letter.  Room service and snacks have been a great disappointment on the weekends.  It seems to me that the entire weekend service has gone down.  During the week, I have no issues.  It is strictly on schedule and you know how I am about my little piggy routine.  On the other hand, the weekends seem to have no routine.

I’m fine with breakfast being late.  Heck, we all like to sleep in a little on the weekends.  However, it seems that with a late breakfast, there is no room service of a mid morning snack.  The shock of that!  My little piggy system can’t take a missed meal.  With this rate, I’m going to shrivel up to nothing soon. 

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And with weekends, I’m suppose to get a lot of piggy/mommy time.  What’s up with leaving this pig all alone for a couple of hours?  Am I going to have to report this establishment to PFACS (Pig Family and Children Services).  I don’t think I’m old enough to be left all alone.  What if something happens?  My hooves don’t help me when I need to push buttons on the telephone.  Maybe you need to get me a lifeline medical alert just in case something happens and I need to push a button.  What if I fall and can’t get up? 

Also, what’s up with this manual pig labor on Sundays?  I’m being made to help ‘clean’ my room.  I thought that was what turn down service was all about.  I actually have to pull my blanket to the laundry room to be washed.  The horrors of that.  That’s free piggy labor.  I don’t even get an allowance or anything. 

Please management of the Hotel Thompson, can you please address these issues and take them to heart.  Just make a few changes?

Signed, You’re well behaved pig – you’re favorite pet – you’re baby, Bacon

 
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13 responses to “Dear Management at the Hotel Thompson

  1. Animalcouriers

    03/25/2013 at 2:31 am

    😦

     
    • PigLove

      03/25/2013 at 3:04 am

      You would think this spoiled little pig would get treated better, right? LOL

       
  2. Katie and Coccolino

    03/25/2013 at 8:38 am

    Bacon, I feel you on being left alone. On the weekends with the BIG GUY here, I don’t even get any free reign, EVEN after I’ve done my “peepee” outside. Come on! We should start a revolt against these humans that are supposed to love us so much!

    Piggy kisses,
    Coccolino the mini pig

     
    • PigLove

      03/25/2013 at 9:05 am

      What?! Hey look I’ve got PFACS (Pig Family and Children Services) on speed dial here. I can hook you up – snort. I do have my own room that I kind of hang out when the humans are gone. If only I could learn to work that remote to the television!

       
  3. Long Life Cats and Dogs

    03/25/2013 at 9:20 am

    Well, I’m just shocked and horrified. The nerve of it all! I’d stage a protest if I were you

     
    • PigLove

      03/25/2013 at 9:24 am

      See, I’m so glad ya’ll are in my favor here. The weekend is so terrible for little ole me. I’m not sure how me and Bashful took it all this weekend. He was so upset he couldn’t talk! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. ilovecats

    03/25/2013 at 12:30 pm

    Maybe you and the purr things can go on strike. No cuddles or snuggles until things change.

     
    • PigLove

      03/25/2013 at 12:33 pm

      oohh that would be good but I don’t think I can hold out as long as mom. She’s good.

       
  5. melouisef

    03/25/2013 at 1:25 pm

    Tell mommy to take you walkies

     
    • PigLove

      03/25/2013 at 2:32 pm

      I run through the halls and bedrooms at the Hotel Thompson. Outside walking – shivers – in nature. What if nature gets on me? eeww – LOL XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. speedyrabbit

    03/25/2013 at 1:37 pm

    Don’t worry Bacon find a magic closet and come and bunk up with me for the weekends,xx Speedy

     
    • PigLove

      03/25/2013 at 2:33 pm

      HEY – now *that’s* an idea. Can you imagine what kind of trouble we could get into? It would be pigawesome! XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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