It is with great sadness that I feel the need to write this letter. Room service and snacks have been a great disappointment on the weekends. It seems to me that the entire weekend service has gone down. During the week, I have no issues. It is strictly on schedule and you know how I am about my little piggy routine. On the other hand, the weekends seem to have no routine.
I’m fine with breakfast being late. Heck, we all like to sleep in a little on the weekends. However, it seems that with a late breakfast, there is no room service of a mid morning snack. The shock of that! My little piggy system can’t take a missed meal. With this rate, I’m going to shrivel up to nothing soon.
And with weekends, I’m suppose to get a lot of piggy/mommy time. What’s up with leaving this pig all alone for a couple of hours? Am I going to have to report this establishment to PFACS (Pig Family and Children Services). I don’t think I’m old enough to be left all alone. What if something happens? My hooves don’t help me when I need to push buttons on the telephone. Maybe you need to get me a lifeline medical alert just in case something happens and I need to push a button. What if I fall and can’t get up?
Also, what’s up with this manual pig labor on Sundays? I’m being made to help ‘clean’ my room. I thought that was what turn down service was all about. I actually have to pull my blanket to the laundry room to be washed. The horrors of that. That’s free piggy labor. I don’t even get an allowance or anything.
Please management of the Hotel Thompson, can you please address these issues and take them to heart. Just make a few changes?
Signed, You’re well behaved pig – you’re favorite pet – you’re baby, Bacon