I KNEW IT – Cats Are Attempting to Take Over the World

21 Mar


I know it’s kind of a dark picture.  I couldn’t get my hooves to work the right way with the camera the other night.  These are the purr things at the Hotel Thompson – Hemi and Mouse Girl.  Hemi is the orange one on top of the couch and princess Mouse Girl is the black/white one on the lower part of the couch.

This is how we all usually end up at the end of the day.  The purr things on the big couch with daddy and I’m on my couch with mommy.  Not that we purposely separate or anything – it’s just how it ends up.  We all have our *spots* as you would say.

Don’t let those cute, adorable, sleeping purr things fool you though.  They have evil in them.  No offense to any of my purr friends here.  But I know.  I secretly know that you are attempting to take over the world.  It’s as simple as that.  And maybe – just maybe – I will let you as long as you let me be your side kick… and you let me wear a cape – wink!


I learned all of this information the other day.  You’re wondering what brought me to this realization.  I  found it.  I found the purr things manual.  They strategically placed it in the house.  Dad actually picked it up.  It almost burned in his hands – snort.

Uh huh – it all makes sense now in this book “How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You.” 

Cats – ya’ll have a wicked sense of humor!  It reminds me of someone I know.  So I’m thinking this post should be a public announcement on the warning of these beautiful creatures.  – Enjoy – XOXO – Bacon








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19 responses to “I KNEW IT – Cats Are Attempting to Take Over the World

  1. ilovecats

    03/21/2013 at 5:40 am

    Lol. I love that poster. They did forget to add when your cats lick you.. they are not cleaning it’s taste testing. I think you would be a marvelous sidekick. 🙂

    • PigLove

      03/21/2013 at 7:11 am

      Taste testing – how could I forget that one!! Hemi tried to “clean” me one night. Mom told him not to eat the Bacon – snort.
      Ppsstt – If I’m your side kick, can I wear a cape? I love capes. XOXO – Bacon

      • ilovecats

        03/21/2013 at 10:16 pm

        of course.. you get a B on the back for Bacon

      • PigLove

        03/21/2013 at 10:17 pm

        Yay!! I’m so excited. I’ll be your sidekick any time. XOXO – Bacon

      • ilovecats

        03/21/2013 at 10:44 pm

        great.. =^..^= i’ll warn the purr things not to mess with you.

  2. Katie and Coccolino

    03/21/2013 at 7:55 am

    Bacon, I kinda agree with you. One of my cats is okay – he’s too skittish to be mean. The other one thinks he’s the top pig and one day I really will prove him wrong. I mean I’m quickly outgrowing him anyway so that has to help, right?

    Piggy kisses,
    Coccolino the mini pig

    • PigLove

      03/21/2013 at 8:41 am

      Snort – I feel you. Mouse Girl here is a Maine Coon – do you know she is as big as me?! Can you believe that. I secretly call her Sasquatch behind her back – snort – PLOL. XOXO – Bacon

  3. homesteadredhead

    03/21/2013 at 8:37 am

    This is hilarious!

    • PigLove

      03/21/2013 at 8:42 am

      Thank you – I aim to make people laugh! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Long Life Cats and Dogs

    03/21/2013 at 12:17 pm

    I love the warning one 😀 😀 Sorry to tell you but they’re not starting to take over the world, they did that a long time ago

    • PigLove

      03/21/2013 at 1:06 pm

      Sigh – I kind of figured that. That was why I needed a pet of my own. There’s two cats here at the Hotel Thompson. I needed to even out the playing field a little, you know. XOXO – Baocn

  5. Animalcouriers

    03/21/2013 at 1:50 pm

    Ah Bacon, think you ought to see this video as we fear it’s too late.

    • PigLove

      03/21/2013 at 3:30 pm

      OH MY PIG – that was so funny! I think that little Hemi here at the house can do some of those things. He has extra digits and his hands are HUGE! Shivers – makes me afraid now. XOXO – bacon

  6. speedyrabbit

    03/21/2013 at 2:26 pm

    I wouldn’t worry to much Bacon cats are just not quite clever enough to rule the world they might have the yearning But Everybody KNOWS ITS BUNNIES who RULE the WORLD!Hehehee,xxSpeedy

    • PigLove

      03/21/2013 at 3:31 pm

      I can see bunnies – with a side of Baconator! We could rule the world like Pinky and the Brain! XOXO – Bacon


    03/21/2013 at 3:39 pm

    ha ha…love the cartoon! Just tagged you! 🙂

    • PigLove

      03/21/2013 at 3:40 pm

      thanks! XOXO – Bacon

  8. PigandtheCity

    03/21/2013 at 6:09 pm

    Thank you for confirming my convictions that cats have evil in them and are plotting world domination!!

    • PigLove

      03/21/2013 at 7:07 pm

      Exactly! I know these purr things here try. XOXO – Bacon


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