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Dear Bacon

19 Mar

Dear Bacon,

I’m a Himalayan Marmot.  I like to hang out at high elevations.  It helps me to destress and meditate.  I find a happy spot on some rocks, look over my kingdom and focus on being a better marmot.  What makes you feel good little man?  Signed Deep Thoughts

Dear Deep Thoughts,

You already have me in deep thoughts with that picture my friend.  I myself don’t like the higher elevations or looking over anything with that height.  I think I would panic.  I do however try to meditate in my room after my dinner.  I focus on happy things over my kingdom at the Hotel Thompson. 

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Dear Bacon,

There is nothing like laying around after a good meal.  I like to put on my little sweater to keep me warm.  Do you wear clothes?  Signed Petite Sweets

Dear Petite Sweets,

That is a real look there my friend.  You do look like your ‘full’.  And, I do like the sweater.  I’m not much of a sweater person myself.  I do wear t-shirts though.  Mom has a couple of pictures.  I’ll have to find them and post them later. 

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Dear Bacon,

You know that happy feeling you get when the human loves on you, you’re tired from playing and things are right in life?  I have here.  Can you tell?  Signed Happy Pooch

Dear Happy Pooch,

I would have never guessed you were happy in that picture my friend – snort.  I think it’s the grin that gives it away.  It looks like you ate the mailman or something and got away with it.  Stay happy my fellow four legged friend. 

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Dear Bacon,

Be honest with me my friend.  Are my ears big?  I kind of have a complex with them.  They worry me.  The humans don’t say anything but they look at me with that pitiful look in their eyes like something is wrong.  What do you think, be honest.  Signed Tiny

Dear Tiny,

I’m a firm believer in loving what God gave you.  God gave me a pot belly.  It’s there.  I can’t help it.  The only thing I can do is love what I got.  When you are happy with yourself – you will be happy pooch.  It shouldn’t matter what others think.  Make the best of what God gave you and go with it.  I know I am!  Hogs and kisses my little buddy.

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Greetings Bacon,

I haven’t had a haircut in ages.  Can you tell?  Do you think it makes me look fat?  I’m really as tiny as you are without all of this fur – bbaaawww.  Signed Hairy

Dear Hairy,

WOW!  That’s a lot of hair.  You’re almost – and I do stress ALMOST – as hairy as my daddy – snort.  No really, I think you need a cut.  Isn’t it time to be shorn?  Let that inner sheep out baby!

 
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2 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Katie and Coccolino

    03/19/2013 at 8:03 am

    We LOVE your Dear Bacon days!

    Piggy kisses,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

     
    • PigLove

      03/19/2013 at 8:47 am

      Thanks so much! I really, REALLY enjoy doing them.

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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