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Happy Friday – Comedy Day

08 Mar

Happy Friday – we made it through another week!!

I’m so excited for a great weekend snuggling with mom. It seems like these days – I absolutely live for the weekends when mom is off from the worky place. There’s nothing like playing around with her on the weekend.

I haven’t done it in some time but I thought I would lead this Friday off with some cute Bacon jokes. You know you need a laugh! So, here we go!

  • Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.
  • Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
  • Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
  • What’s that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn’t you tell me to put out a stop swine?
  • Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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  • Two pigs robbed a bank.  Why were they caught so quickly?  They squealed on each other.
  • How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
  • What was the name of the hog who was knighted by Sir Arthur? Sir Lunchalot
  • Farmer asked the pigs, “Who raided my vegetable patch?” Piglet says, “Beets me.”
  • What is a pigs favorite ballet? Swine Lake
  • What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks.
 
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6 responses to “Happy Friday – Comedy Day

  1. Katie and Coccolino

    03/08/2013 at 7:36 am

    Ha! Those were some funny ones! We hope you have a very snuggly weekend 🙂

    Oink oink,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

     
    • PigLove

      03/08/2013 at 8:52 am

      You too my friends! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. speedyrabbit

    03/08/2013 at 8:39 am

    Hahahaha…..hehehehe……your are one funny guy Bacon!

     
    • PigLove

      03/08/2013 at 8:52 am

      Thanks Speedy. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. thinkerbelle

    03/08/2013 at 2:11 pm

    Reblogged this on Think. Be inspired. and commented:
    Sir Lunchalot Must be Very Vallant! (o’m’o)

     
  4. mythreemoggies

    03/09/2013 at 3:39 am

    Very good Bacon x

     

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