I was a bad piggy. I mean a really naughty piggy. Do you understand when I say a Deviled ham, lost my mind, had an out of body experience, went stupid for a moment kind of bad oinker?
Last night every thing was going just fine. Mom fed me my evening snack of an apple and I was eating it. Well, dad started scratching my hind quarters. I didn’t like it. Not the apple, the scratching. I turned around and went all ninja pig on poor unexpecting daddy.
It wasn’t just a bark or a snort. It was full ninja pig running up the side of the couch, biting dad shirt and pulling on it. I’m not really sure who was more surprised. Me, dad or mom.
We all kind of freaked out for a minute. Then mom jumped into action telling me no and to go to my room. I knew I was in trouble with the tone in moms voice. I felt like Kevin in the movie Home Alone when he gets sent to the third floor to sleep for time out. Mom was ticked.
I served time for my crime and then mom came to my room and we had a little prayer meeting. I went and apologized to daddy and made up with him. Afterwards, I got on the couch with mom for a few minutes for snuggles. Just enough snuggles to know that mommy loves me and was not mad at me.
Don’t think I got off that easily though. I had to go to bed early without a bed time story and without a carrot on my pillow. That bites.
Piglove 
dogdaz
03/04/2013 at 9:59 pm
Oh my. No carrot.
PigLove
03/04/2013 at 10:01 pm
No carrot. No bedtime story. No nothing. I’m not used to this. 😦 sad oinker here
dogdaz
03/05/2013 at 8:17 am
Oh my – lessons are hard, but I bet Dad learned one too.
PigLove
03/05/2013 at 8:21 am
Yes he did. Thankfully that is all behind us now. Sigh – no more bedtimes with a story and treat!
dogdaz
03/05/2013 at 8:38 am
No!!!! But Dad’s need stories. Just no more pats on the behind. LOL
PigLove
03/05/2013 at 8:41 am
snort – LOL
ilovecats
03/05/2013 at 1:22 am
What happened sweetie? Bad memories?
PigLove
03/05/2013 at 6:43 am
I simply just lost my mind for a few seconds. I found it real quick though last night. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Animalcouriers
03/05/2013 at 3:41 am
Sad that you reacted that way but perhaps Dad has learned that is a bad place to scratch when you’re busy in apple heaven?
PigLove
03/05/2013 at 6:43 am
Yes he learned that real quick. Me and dad made up last night and talked about it. XOXO – Bacon