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Dear Bacon –

26 Feb

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Dear Bacon,

Do you see anything familiar in this picture?  My humans taught me to sit in a different way than normal doggies.  They thought it was so original that they had it documented in paint for all eternity.  Cute?  Signed Corki

Dear Corki,

That is really original.  I absolutely love it!  I’m thinking that dad needs to get me painted so that mommy will always have me.  Love your house too.  So nice.  I think I could slide everything on that floor.  It would be a hoot!

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Dear Bacon,

I think my face may freeze this way.  I saw my humans naked again – the horrors!  I’m not sure if I can ever face them again.  Have you ever felt this way?  Signed Bub

Dear Bub,

That is really the look.  Thankfully, my humans don’t change clothes in front of me.  I think if they did, I would probably look the same!

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Dear Bacon,

It’s embarassing some of the things I see in the zoo.  Humans only see things from their perspective.  I on the other hand see things that the humans don’t think other people are watching.  It’s really bad.  I’ve got some stories to tell!  Signed Blushing Bear

Dear Blushing Bear,

I think you have a future there.  Perhaps you should write a novel – Stories from the Other Side of the Fence; or You’re Not Alone; or better yet Those Crazy Humans.  I would definitely get it and have mom read it to me at night! 

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Dear Bacon,

I guess the secret is out.  This is how we nip and tuck in the doggy world.  Sigh – it was bound to make the news sooner or later.  Signed Wrinkles R Us

Dear Wrinkles R Us,

I wonder if that would help with my rolls of extra skin?  I’m thinking I’m going to have to try that.  Thanks for the ideas and by the way – you’re beautiful regardless!

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20130214-082908.jpgDear Bacon,

Yeah, you pay the time for the crime and so do I.  My humans make me sit in time out on the couch in the living room.  So humiliating.  At least you get the santuary of your room.  Signed Dog Pound

Dear Dog Pound,

WOW – you do look like you’re in a bit of trouble there my friend.  I have to ask though because I don’t know what you did.  Was it worth it?  Try to stay on the right side of the law my friend.

 
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5 responses to “Dear Bacon –

  1. Katie and Coccolino

    02/26/2013 at 8:48 am

    Dear Bacon, my Mamma makes me stay in my room during mealtime. I was wondering if you have secret piggy powers that know how to slink through the small slats in the gate to get out?

    Oink oink,
    Coccolino the mini pig

     
    • PigLove

      02/26/2013 at 8:51 am

      Dear Cocco, I have to stay in my room as well during mealtimes. When I was really, really little, mom crated me in my bedroom. I learned how to get out of the crate without even opening the door! Talk about your Houdini powers there. I’m pig free now… except meal times. When mom puts me up for meal times, she usually hides treats throughout my room to keep me busy so I will root around for them. Maybe your mommy can try that to keep you busy? XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. ilovecats

    02/26/2013 at 10:06 am

    *snorts, giggles* sorry the lol bub comment got me. What a hoot.

     
  3. mollieandalfie

    02/26/2013 at 1:34 pm

    Still laughing.. 🙂 xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

     
    • PigLove

      02/26/2013 at 3:31 pm

      I’m glad I made you laugh – that means a lot to me my friend XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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