Daily Archives: 12/18/2012

Dear Bacon –

Dear Bacon,

I think it’s time for a new couch… AKA a new bed for me.  I think I’ve outgrown this one.  Can you believe I used to fit perfect… once upon a time?  What do you think?  Signed Stretch

Dear Stretch,

Man, I would kill for those legs.  Those are awesome and powerful legs my friend.  I think your master might get the hint soon.  Keep going to sleep on that couch AKA bed.  Sooner or later, he has to take the hint. 


Dear Bacon,

Come on pig, sing with me, “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.  If you’re happy and  you know it, clap your hands.  If you’re happy and you know it then your life will surely show it, if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.”  Signed Happy Hamster

Dear Happy Hamster,

Thanks for the laugh little man.  I actually did sing along with you while I was reading it.  That’s one way to make a Tuesday much brighter!  Carry on and continue.


Dear Bacon,

It’ll be fun they said.  I could be the first cat in outer space.  Not only did the put this ridiculous hat on me, they attached helium balloons.  Have you ever seen a cat float with it’s little legs trying to run but you can’t touch the ground?  It’s not a funny sight.  Signed Walking on Air

Dear Walking on Air,

Snorts – I’ll have to remember this for the purr things next birthday party.  I have to say that it is really original.  I have to wonder.   How long did they keep you in that contraption?  So funny!



Dear Bacon,

I’m posting this for two reasons.  First to show you ridiculous us animals look in pajamas.  Second, if I have to suffer, why not you my porky friend?  I’m hoping your mom sees this and gets you one.  Evil laugh – Signed Catjammy

Dear Catjammy,

Really?  You want to go there and try to set me up?  Apparently you haven’t been here too long.  Mom is already on the look out for a onsey for me.  Ha! 


Dear Bacon,

All of my life, I’ve been asked the same question.  Are you white with black spots or black with white spots.  I think this picture finally gives you the answer to that question.  What do you think?  Signed Spots

Dear Spots,

Awesome picture my friend!  I guess you’re white with black spots then!

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20121218-074843.jpgMornings, mornings, mornings – why must we meet like this?  I’m all comfy and snug in my bed and what happens?  Morning comes and slaps me in my face.  Why are you so mean to me?  What have *I* ever done to you?  Look at me.  No, no look closer.  I’m all innocent and everything.  I need my beauty sleep.  I need my down time.  You think it’s easy maintaining this beautiful face of mine?

Mornings if you can’t behave and come at a decent time, I’m going to have to turn you in to Mother Nature.  No one messes with Mother Nature.  Consider yourself warned.

XOXO – Bacon

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