
Dear Bacon,
My mission is complete. I have finally made the dog go over the edge, roll over and laugh hysterically. Hopefully the little men will be coming soon with the white jacket to take him to his padded room. I’m thinking of writing a book about my accomplishment. Signed Purrfect Plan
Dear Purrfect Plan,
Well, that dog does look a little giddy. I don’t think I’m going to ask what you did to him. I’m almost afraid to. As for the book, I’ll be blocking it on the computers here at the Hotel Thompson so my purr things don’t get any ideas. Good luck to you though … I think.
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Dear Bacon,
Do you ever just have one of those days that you can’t get out of bed or off the sofa without the floor coming up to greet you in the face? I’m not really sure what happened? Signed Droopy
Dear Droopy,
There’s not a lot of times that I’m at a lost for words but for this one I am. That look of sleepiness and amazement on your face is just priceless. Perhaps you want to keep low to the ground so you don’t fall on the floor? It’s a thought. Sorry little dude. HUGS
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Dear Bacon,
You say you like bananas. Well, so do I. This is my tower of joy. I also have other fruits in it that I just absolutely love. You’re little mouth is watering, isn’t it? ADMIT IT PIG! Evil laugh. Signed Chico
Dear Chico,
Although your little mountain looks like a piece of heaven, at the Hotel Thompson I get my bananas sliced into small bite size pieces. They are then served to me on my special pig plate. Yes, I said served. Jealous are we? ADMIT IT MONKEY BOY! Evil snort.
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Dear Bacon,
I know how you are about your capes and super heros. I thought I would share and show you who the real Super Squirrel is – me! I wear it always and keep it under my skin. Go super heros! Signed SAS (Super Agent Squirrel)
Dear SAS,
That’s my furr thing!! High paws! I think I love you. I am so going to have to get with mom about making me a suit like that. That is totally awesome!
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Dear Bacon,
Can you tell the difference between these two ‘cat fish’? Chuckles – Signed Swimming with the Fishes
Dear Swimming with the Fishes,
Your parents are creepy. Who the heck keeps that in their bath tub? That is just wrong on so many levels – up, down and SIDEWAYS!
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Dear Bacon,
I have a problem. Everyone is scared of me. I have no friends. What’s a good guy to do? Signed Double O Jaws
Dear Double O Jaws,
Perhaps it’s the smile my friend. Perhaps it’s those jagged teeth. If you had regular teeth, I bet you people wouldn’t be so afraid. Just picture it in your mind. You would look nicer. More approachable. Maybe smile with your mouth closed for now… you know until you can find a dentist to fix those teeth with some caps. 🙂 Swim on my friend.