I woke mom up this morning extra early. I know she appreciates that on Fridays. It’s what I do. I get up, get her up and then she fixes me breakfast of piggy chow and cheerios. Like any other morning, I jump on the sofa with her afterwards for our snuggly time. After I hugged her, she told me that I had bad breath. Can you believe that? I, Bacon, had bad breath. Put out a news flash now. Mom, where ya been for the past 14 months?
So, you know what she did? She gave me a breath savers mint. I know! Can you imagine that. I didn’t know what it was. I had never had one before. I think mom might have started something because now I’m thinking I need one after every meal. You know, to cleanse the pallet per say.
How did it taste to me? It was minty. It was refreshing. It was cleansing. I had to give mom another hug to see if I then passed the breath test. She approved. We then snuggled down for our morning piggy-mommy time and watched the local news.
Isn’t mom the best for thinking about my well being like that? Have you had a breath saver? I highly recommend it my friends.