Happy weekend

 

HAPPY

WEEKEND!!

Don’t forget to shake your ears and snout and have some fun!

Hogs and Kisses,

Bacon

 

HA! If You Thought *I* Was Big –

Now, compared to pigs and the miniature variety, I’m small.  I weigh a healthy 45 pounds.  Only small pigs at the Hotel Thompson – snort. 

Well, I was surfing the net last night cause mom and dad went out for a while.  I came across a pig that you can say is a big pig.  Are you ready for this? 

Now, *THAT’s* a BIG pig.  I’m not sure if he would even be able to sit on my sofa with mom… or fit the hallways… or fit through the baby gate… or heck fit in my bed for that matter! 

My size is not too bad now is it?

 

Stinky Breath

I woke mom up this morning extra early.  I know she appreciates that on Fridays.  It’s what I do.  I get up, get her up and then she fixes me breakfast of piggy chow and cheerios.  Like any other morning, I jump on the sofa with her afterwards for our snuggly time.  After I hugged her, she told me that I had bad breath.  Can you believe that?  I, Bacon, had bad breath.  Put out a news flash now.  Mom, where ya been for the past 14 months? 

So, you know what she did?  She gave me a breath savers mint.  I know!  Can you imagine that.  I didn’t know what it was.  I had never had one before.  I think mom might have started something because now I’m thinking I need one after every meal.  You know, to cleanse the pallet per say.

How did it taste to me?  It was minty.  It was refreshing.  It was cleansing.  I had to give mom another hug to see if I then passed the breath test.  She approved.  We then snuggled down for our morning piggy-mommy time and watched the local news.

Isn’t mom the best for thinking about my well being like that?  Have you had a breath saver?  I highly recommend it my friends.