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Dear Bacon

09 Oct

20121009-213252.jpgDear Bacon,

I’ve read on your posts that your parents like to ‘pig tip’ you.  LOL – I thought that was so funny… pig tipping.  Yeah, it was real funny until my parents read it and now they want to ‘elephant tip’.  You think you can have your mom hold back a little on the pig tipping?  It’s giving my parents ideas.  Signed Trunk Up

Dear Trunk Up,

Ouch.  Sorry for that little bro.  I’ll talk to mom and show her your email.  You do look awfully cute like that though.  Love your trunk.  I only have a snout.  If I had a trunk, the possibilties are endless!  HUGS

 

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Dear Bacon,
My dad is like your mom.  He thinks he needs to take pictures of my every move.  Sometimes when one is sleeping, that is called a private moment for a reason.  Yes, I sleep with my tongue hanging out.  Some humans drool, right?  Do you sleep with your tongue out?  Signed CatNap

Dear CatNap,

AAWW – you are so cute!  I have been known to drool while I sleep.  I also have been told that it looks like I’m smiling when I sleep.  Mom calls me her perfect little angel when I sleep. We all sleep differently.  Don’t worry about it at all. 

 

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Dear Bacon,
My humans are not so happy with me.  They keep trying to take the dreaded Christmas card picture and well I keep looking like this.  I tell them that this is MY happy face but they don’t get it.  What can I do?  Signed Smiley

Dear Smiley,

Some people just show emotions in different ways.  They need to understand.  So you’re not ‘smiling’ in your picture.  You are so cute in it though.  I just want to squeeze you and eat you up… okay maybe not eat you up but you get the drift.  Maybe you can work on the eyes – don’t look so surprised when the camera is flashing.  Perhaps that would help you out.  HUGS

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20121009-213610.jpgDear Bacon,
I have a favorite toy that I sleep with, my Elmo.  Do you have a favorite toy that you like to cuddle with?  Signed Catelmo

Dear Catelmo,

Yes I do have a favorite toy that I like to cuddle with.  It’s called my mom – snort.  Other than that, I have a favorite blankie.  It’s my king size Egyptian cotton cuddly blankie.  I love that blankie!  I roll around in it, sleep with it, drag it around the house and play on it. 

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Dear Bacon,
I think I have a problem.  My vision has been getting worse lately.  I can’t see to get around the farm anymore.  I’m afraid that Farmer Dale is going to get rid of me if I keep running into trees.  What am I to do?  Signed Emo

Dear Emo,

Just a thought at first glance… have you thought about a haircut?  You look like one of the Beatles with that haircut now.  I can almost bet you that you will have amazing vision once you get a proper haircut.  Why don’t you ask Farmer Dale to give you a little trim.  Let me know how that works out for you my friend.

 
2 Comments

Posted by on 10/09/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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2 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. chaoticscribbles

    10/10/2012 at 4:13 pm

    You need your own chat show – would be a hit! ;D

     
    • PigLove

      10/10/2012 at 5:11 pm

      Blush – thanks. Mom has thought about putting a video cam in my room. But then I wouldn’t have my personal time. LOL

       

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