Daily Archives: 08/22/2012

Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

I know people talk about being in the magical world of love all of the time.  We just wanted to show you that animals find it too.  We saw each across from pecan trees and it was love at first sight.  This is our first kiss.  Signed – Squirrely Love

Dear Squirrely Love,

Thank you for sending this in.  I love the picture.  My mommy is so sentimental.  She cried when she saw it and read your post.  Keep squirreling! 



Dear Bacon,

I’ve got a small problem in my local zoo.  The workers here want to ‘train’ me.  Look pig – I’m not that kind of panda.  I just want to be cool, eat my bamboo and chill.  I’m still small.  I love people looking but no touchy.  Can you relate little man?  Signed Pestered Panda

Dear Pestered Panda,

Hey little fella.  I see your still a tiny tot from your picture.  You might want to rethink the ‘train’ routine.  I’ve learned from experience that if you do what the humans want, you get treats.  That means extra bamboo for the tummy.  Also, when they touch it can be a glorious thing.  Mommy rubs my belly and gives me the best piggy massages.  Try it.  You might fall in love with it.  Keep me posted!


Dear Bacon,

Just wanted to drop a line and say that I love your page, especially your Dear Bacon issues.  They really make my day.  I’m in the doggy protection program (DPP) so I can’t show you my face but here’s a shout out!  Signed DPP

Dear DPP,

I’m not even going to ask how you got into the DPP.  Thanks a lot for your post.  I really appreciate it little dude!


Dear Bacon,

I’m writing out of concern from my kind.  I was elected to write this letter.  We are not thought of as cute little fuzzy animals.  We are.  Take away the sharp nails – we have to have them for digging and defense – and you have a cute little wiggly nose.  We’re actually really cute.  We’re the undermoles of the world if you will.  What say you?  Signed Moley Mole

Dear Moley,

Really you’re kind of cute.  I have hooves but my mom still loves me.  Let’s get the word out for you.  Moles are cute.  I especially love your little nose.  Speak loud and live prosper my friend!


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