Dear Bacon – Pig Issue

17 Aug


Dear Bacon,

I love the old cowboy movies. They have convinced me that I want to be a cowboy when I grow up. Whatcha think? Signed Billy the Pig

Dear Billy the Pig,
You got the look. I say go for it. You can be anything you want to be. Wear it with pride!


Dear Bacon,

With all of these romantic vampire movies out lately, I think I want to go over to the dark side. I don’t want to sparkle. I just want to attract the girls. What do you think? Signed Edward Bacon

Dear Edward Bacon,
I love your cape. I myself have a cape fetish. You do know that vampires aren’t real, right? And don’t believe what they say about the dark side having better cookies. They don’t. Wear your cape and be yourself. I’m sure you’ll attract plenty of girls like that.


Dear Bacon,

I want to fly. Who would ever think that a pig was flying you in the next flight you take? I would be great out. You already know pigs can fly. What say you? Signed Flying Earhart

Dear Flying Earhart,
Go for it. I personally see no problem with it.

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Posted by on 08/17/2012 in Uncategorized



This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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