I love the old cowboy movies. They have convinced me that I want to be a cowboy when I grow up. Whatcha think? Signed Billy the Pig
Dear Billy the Pig,
You got the look. I say go for it. You can be anything you want to be. Wear it with pride!
With all of these romantic vampire movies out lately, I think I want to go over to the dark side. I don’t want to sparkle. I just want to attract the girls. What do you think? Signed Edward Bacon
Dear Edward Bacon,
I love your cape. I myself have a cape fetish. You do know that vampires aren’t real, right? And don’t believe what they say about the dark side having better cookies. They don’t. Wear your cape and be yourself. I’m sure you’ll attract plenty of girls like that.
I want to fly. Who would ever think that a pig was flying you in the next flight you take? I would be great out. You already know pigs can fly. What say you? Signed Flying Earhart
Dear Flying Earhart,
Go for it. I personally see no problem with it.