Dear Bacon,
Every morning, I wake up my master with this grin on my face. It’s like a bright hello to him. He says that it scares him. What do you think? Signed – Grin and Bare It
Dear Grin and Bare It,
Well, I can see where your master is going with this. He’s in sleep land, you nudge him and he wakes up to see this. It could go real bad real quick. You kind of have that erie clown look on your face. I say I’m with your master on this one. Refrain from the grin my man.
Dear Bacon,
You have to help me little man. The humans in my life think it’s funny to give me a haircut like this. Can you imagine? The disgrace of having to go outside lately is beyond me. The neighborhood cats got wind of my dilemna. They come and look in the windows now and laugh at me hysterically. What to do? Signed – Furless in Miami
Dear Furless in Miami,
WOW – that is some cut you have there. There’s two ways I look at this. You can (A) sport it in style. It makes you look different. You can stand out and be the top cat cause nobody else wants to rock that look, you know. Or, (B) payback is real hard sometimes my friend. When the humans are asleep, you can come up with some very interesting ways of paying them back. The choice is yours.
Dear Bacon,
I gotta problem. My fellow purr thing beats the crap out of me. As you can see from this photograph that the master took, the purr thing has no problems in drop kicking me. Of course, the master thinks its quite humorous because I’m a big rough looking dog getting beaten up by a pussy cat. I just don’t have the heart to hurt something smaller than me like that. What can I do? Signed – Wimpy wimpy dog
Dear Wimpy,
Even I had to laugh at this picture big dog. That kitty is kicking you really hard, enough to have dog drool coming out of the side of your mouth. Are you insane? I understand your kindness to your fellow fur friends but man you need to stand up for yourself. I’m not saying hurt the cat, but stand your ground. Take your paw and push him away. You have to let him know that you are not taking this anymore. When you do, I think you find yourself not being the cats personal punching bag anymore. Good luck to you. Only you can prevent this.
Dear Bacon,
I love yoga! I’ve created an entire set of yoga positions just for cats. My friends come over and we do them 3 times a week. I call this move sitting back yawn cat position. It stretches all of your muscles and lets your vocals out. Of course the humans think I’m weird. What do you think? Signed – Downward Kitty Pose
Dear Downward Kitty Pose,
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your health sweets. I say go for it! Maybe the humans can learn some techniques and start doing them with you. Happy health and exercise!
