Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

We both have a problem.  We love each other.  Everyone says it wrong but it feels so right.  How can something this good be bad.  We get along so well.  We don’t fight like cats and dogs.  We don’t even see each other as being different.  What say you?  Signed MisGuided Affection

Dear MisGuided Affection,

Hey love is love.  You can’t argue with that.  I think you two make a cute couple.  Maybe you can set the world straight and let them know there isn’t any barriers when it comes to feelings of the heart! 

 

 

 

 

Dear Bacon,

Hiya hog.  My name is Lola and I’m a former showgirl in the circus.  Trust me child.  I like to entertain.  I want to know do you think it’s still okay for me to swing this sexy?  Signed – Lola the Showgirl

Dear Lola the Showgirl,

You’re like fine wine beautiful – you just get better with age.  If it makes you feel sexy, then go for it.  Do what feels good for you.  Nobody needs to tell you what’s wrong or right.  You’ve earned it – flaunt it baby!

 

 

Dear Bacon,

You’ve heard of fine art like Mona Lisa, right?  Well, why can’t there be fine kitty art?  Take for instance, Mona Kitty to the left.  There should be fine art out there showing off our kind.  What do you think?  Signed Mona Kitty to Be

Dear Mona Kitty to Be,

See Mona Lisa was fine art.  She was painted by Leonardo da Vinci between 1503 – 1506.  This was painted in Italy by a master and has been studied over the years.  It is a master piece.  Don’t mess with it kitty.  Back away from any thoughts.  The smile or lack of smile on the Mona Lisa is priceless.  Your smile on the other hand makes me want to throw tomatoes at it.  Sorry bud – no feline art right now.  Shakes head and walks away… tsk tsk

 

Fun Times to Keep Me Busy

Mom has come up with some very creative ways to keep me busy lately.  She borrowed one of the purr thing toys yesterday.  You know the one that has the ball that you can’t get out.  LOL – the purr things play with that for hours thinking this time they’re going to get it.  It’s such a riot to watch! 

Well, last night she thought it would be fun for me to play with the ball thingy.  She put some of my animal crackers inside of it and spinned the ball to get my attention.  I didn’t have the heart to tell her that she didn’t have to spin the bottle, my nose is better than a blood hound! 

I saw those tiny little morsels of delight and pushed that stupid ball thingy all over the floor.  Who was I to make fun of the purr things?!  Of course, mom just laughed and laughed.  I’m so glad I bring her amusement. 

I finally learned how to manuever the contraption and much to my amazement some of my animal crackers came out.  Mom was just snapping pictures away like a tourist laughing.  I honestly thought one time she was going to fall off the sofa.  I wonder if I can put some of her goodies in there and see how she acts?  Snort – LOL

After I got done chasing the endless ball and getting all of my animal crackers, I was tuckered out.  I crawled up in mom’s lap and she rubbed my belly until I went to sleep.  About 30 minutes later, I woke up and I was still dreamy.  It was so hard to keep my eyes open.  I looked at mom and she said, “You want to go to bed baby?”  I beat her to my bedroom.  She tucked me in and I was out before my little noggin hit my pillow.  So you see, it’s fun to be me sometimes!