We both have a problem. We love each other. Everyone says it wrong but it feels so right. How can something this good be bad. We get along so well. We don’t fight like cats and dogs. We don’t even see each other as being different. What say you? Signed MisGuided Affection
Dear MisGuided Affection,
Hey love is love. You can’t argue with that. I think you two make a cute couple. Maybe you can set the world straight and let them know there isn’t any barriers when it comes to feelings of the heart!
Hiya hog. My name is Lola and I’m a former showgirl in the circus. Trust me child. I like to entertain. I want to know do you think it’s still okay for me to swing this sexy? Signed – Lola the Showgirl
Dear Lola the Showgirl,
You’re like fine wine beautiful – you just get better with age. If it makes you feel sexy, then go for it. Do what feels good for you. Nobody needs to tell you what’s wrong or right. You’ve earned it – flaunt it baby!
You’ve heard of fine art like Mona Lisa, right? Well, why can’t there be fine kitty art? Take for instance, Mona Kitty to the left. There should be fine art out there showing off our kind. What do you think? Signed Mona Kitty to Be
Dear Mona Kitty to Be,
See Mona Lisa was fine art. She was painted by Leonardo da Vinci between 1503 – 1506. This was painted in Italy by a master and has been studied over the years. It is a master piece. Don’t mess with it kitty. Back away from any thoughts. The smile or lack of smile on the Mona Lisa is priceless. Your smile on the other hand makes me want to throw tomatoes at it. Sorry bud – no feline art right now. Shakes head and walks away… tsk tsk