Okay – here goes nothing. Mommy found Miss Piggy’s fanmail address – way to go mom! I wrote my letter. She is mailing it today on the way home from work. Keep your hooves, paws and fingers crossed. I so hope that I get response back. This is what I wrote:
Dear Miss Piggy,
My name is Bacon Porkchop Thompson. I am a 10 month old miniature pot-bellied pig. My adopted mom adopted me when I was a mere 3 weeks old. I watch you on television all of the time. I feel such a connection to you! I think you are a Goddess. You have the most beautiful blue eyes – just like my adopted mom.
I’m like any other teenager except I have four hooves and a snout. I would love to decorate my room (yep, I have my own room) in pictures of you. Grin – is there anyway you can autograph this letter to me and send it back to me? Mom can frame it and put it beside my toddler bed. It would mean so much to me.
Oh, and if you ever have any down time, I write my own blog. I talk about you a lot – blush. My web address is piglove.wordpress.com
Hogs and Snout Kisses!
Bacon Porkchop Thompson