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The Great Outdoors – NOT

07 Jul

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There are pigs that stay outside all of the time. They stay out in the elements with the heat in the summer and the coolness in the fall. They let nature touch them like dirt, grass, bugs and did I mention the heat? And what about the pollen. Can you say eeww.

Mommy forgets that I’m a PSP (Pampered Spoiled Pig). I don’t do nature. I’m used to the great indoors. I’m used to my own room. I’m used to my toddler bed. I’m used to my television. I’m used to air conditioning. Did I mention that I’m a PSP?

Well mommy got the great idea that she would show me the great outdoors. She thought I would enjoying running loose around our gated backyard. So she calls me to the back door and opens it. She walks outside and calls me. I looked at her, turned around and went back into the front room watching television.

She calls me again. I walked to the back door again and looked at her. I’m trying to send her a telepathic message of, “Moms its hot there. Why?”. I turned around again and went back into the front room.

That mom of mine. She is persistent. Almost as pigheaded as me. She thought she would bribe me with food to come outside. Food always works, right? She called me for a third time. She’s standing outside waving a piece of bread to get my privileged little hooves out in nature. I looked at her. Nah, it wasn’t worth it. I turned around and went back into the from room.

I can’t be the only one like this. I’m sorry. I just don’t do nature. Especially in this 100-102 degree weather. Y’all keep cool.

 
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2 responses to “The Great Outdoors – NOT

  1. hutchagoodlife

    07/08/2012 at 6:41 pm

    Whee love the outdoors. They have grass and other nommy things out there. Lots of other animals to meet and squeak to. It is a great adventure – though maybe not so fun when it’s soo hot.

    Nibbles, Nutty, Bingo & Buddy
    xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      07/09/2012 at 9:17 am

      I’m sure it would be fun…eventually. Heat + Pig = Not Happening right now. Snort – it is way too hot out there. Then mom talks about this humidity thing that makes it feel worse. I guess that’s what happens when you’re a southern pig. Now food out there…mmmm that sounds good!
      I’ve got to do a post for ya’ll soon Nibbles, Nutty, Bingo and Buddy – hogs and kisses!

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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