MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I’m taking a foreign language.
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? – A porkasaurus rex!
What happened to the pig who lost its voice? –
It became disgruntled!
Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? – “Porks Illustrated!”
Why should you never tell a pig a secret? – Because they love to squeal!