I’m thinking about getting a job. I’m a happening pig. I watch a lot of television. I surf the net. I’m a great listener. I read Dear Abby. I think I would be great at a column myself. Can you see it – Dear Bacon? I could take over the world with an advice column.
But, I need lots of practice. So, start the questioning. I can give life advice from a pigs point of view. I’ll try not to ham it up. Snort.
06/11/2012 at 2:27 am
I look forward to reading more about your new career Bacon! 🙂
06/11/2012 at 8:55 am
Hooves up – I will definitely keep you posted. Maybe you can fill in for me when I go on vacation – smile snorts