Today, I’ve been roaming the house and playing with the i-Pad when daddy has napped. Today is his free day so he didn’t have any honey do lists as he calls them. I go tired of playing games so I been surfing you tube and the internet. There is some funny stuff out there! I came across some pig jokes and I thought I would share. When I read them, I was rolling all over the floor laughing. I was laughing so hard that my big belly started hurting. It was so funny.
What kind of pig knows karate? A pork chop!
What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu? Swine flu you need oinkment and bird flu you need tweetment.
Why did the pig take a bath? He heard the farmer say hogwash.
What is a pigs favorite ballet? Swine Lake
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork
What do you call a sunburnt pig? Bacon
Hope you enjoyed these! Weren’t they hoglarious? Bacon out!
06/07/2012 at 1:10 pm
Doggone! It’s the first time I’ve heard a pig joke about bacon!
06/07/2012 at 1:12 pm
I feel comfortable in my fur that I can talk about bacon. Momma explained that it was a different kind of pig. They may be my ancestors but hey we gotta laugh at ourselves, right? Snort
Chancy and Mumsy
06/07/2012 at 1:27 pm
We enjoyed the jokes sweet Bacon. Thanks for the laughs. We are happy that you are not that sunburned pig. Hugs and nose kisses