Snort – HA – LOL – Too Funny

07 Jun

Today, I’ve been roaming the house and playing with the i-Pad when daddy has napped.  Today is his free day so he didn’t have any honey do lists as he calls them.  I go tired of playing games so I been surfing you tube and the internet.  There is some funny stuff out there!  I came across some pig jokes and I thought I would share.  When I read them, I was rolling all over the floor laughing.  I was laughing so hard that my big belly started hurting.  It was so funny. 


What kind of pig knows karate?  A pork chop!

What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?  Swine flu you need oinkment and bird flu you need tweetment.

Why did the pig take a bath?  He heard the farmer say hogwash.

What is a pigs favorite ballet? Swine Lake

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?  Jurassic Pork

What do you call a sunburnt pig?  Bacon

Hope you enjoyed these!  Weren’t they hoglarious? Bacon out!


Posted by on 06/07/2012 in Uncategorized



3 responses to “Snort – HA – LOL – Too Funny

  1. Clowie

    06/07/2012 at 1:10 pm

    Doggone! It’s the first time I’ve heard a pig joke about bacon!

    • PigLove

      06/07/2012 at 1:12 pm

      I feel comfortable in my fur that I can talk about bacon. Momma explained that it was a different kind of pig. They may be my ancestors but hey we gotta laugh at ourselves, right? Snort

  2. Chancy and Mumsy

    06/07/2012 at 1:27 pm

    We enjoyed the jokes sweet Bacon. Thanks for the laughs. We are happy that you are not that sunburned pig. Hugs and nose kisses


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