Daily Archives: 04/12/2012

Hanging Around – Plan for the Day

So today, I plan on doing something that I don’t do very often – just hanging around.  Yeah, I know you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, isn’t he a pig?”  Nope, I’m a prima donna pig.  I have things to do during the day.  They involve running, eating, watching television and getting my daily piggy massage.  Then there’s the grooming where I get brushed and my jacuzzi soak – you think it’s that easy looking this good and maintaining this body? 

So today, I’m just hanging around.  Catching up with my sleep and getting some sun.  You know, just maintaining my life of luxury here at the Hotel Bacon.  So the next time you’re out next to the pool and you look over and see a pig, don’t confuse me for my friend Maxwell.

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