Greetings from the Hotel Thompson…(my humble abode).
Just to let you know that my stay here is awesome. I get daily room service in my room with breakfast in bed. I get daily fresh linens and turn down service at night. I also have great luxuries like daily deep tissue pig massages, fresh fruit at my disposal and play mates to run around with and get in trouble.
At night, they don’t leave a mint on my pillow but they do leave a carrot. They have great shows on television on pay for pig. Of course, all these luxuries are free. And heck, they even leave the light on in my room so I can come/go as I need. I get to take a swim and blow bubbles in the pool … of course the humans call it a tub.
Hopefully, soon in the near future I can teach people to leave one of these on my bed at night. 🙂