Are You A Member?

Momma said last night that I was a member of the clean plate club. Of course I am.  I mean really, I’m a pig.  I ain’t leaving nothing behind food wise.  Sometimes when I eat my apples in the front room one will roll up underneath the couch or fireplace ledge.  Heck, you should see me going after.  There should be no food left behind in my trough – I mean plate.  Momma even calls me her little hoover.  I go around the floor sniffing out any scrap of a crumb.  Dad says I’m better than vacuuming. If it’s out there – it’s in my tummy! 

 

 

For Your Entertainment

For this Friday, I thought I would bring you some entertainment.  I found this on line and worked on it all night until I finally got it.  Crayons were flying all over my room.  It was a good time held by all.  Mom even got into the play and was trying her hand at it.  Have fun and happy Friday my friends!

 

It’s On!

I am definitely out of hibernation.  I strutted my stuff around the house yesterday.  I ran and ran skidding on rugs and playing with the purr things.  I am definitely feeling my cheerios lately.  Cheerios… that brings me to something I’ve been pondering.  I eat Cheerios for breakfast with my piggy pellets in the morning.  I have to be heart conscious and watch my cholesterol 🙂  Well my cousin, Sherlock Bones, in Louisiana.  He gets what he calls Captain Crunch in the mornings with his doggie feed.  What the heck is Captain Crunch?  I didn’t know sea captains crunched.  Shaking head.  So confused. 

So anyway, back to my ways.  During winter, I was like a bear and just didn’t do too much.  Last night though, it was on like Donkey Kong.  I was running through the house and snorting away.  I was trying to talk to mom.  I stopped in front of her one time and snorted at her.  She started laughing.  I then just fell down on the floor so she could rub my belly.  She did much more.  She got on the floor with me and gave me a piggy massage.  AAWW – that feels so good!  I was so relaxed that when she tucked me in to bed, I passed out. 

Well gotta go,  I’ve got some rooting to do in my blankets, running and of course my favorite thing in the world – eating 🙂

Have a great piggy day!

 

My Strawberries

Mom gives me 1 strawberry every night when she tucks me in. I mean, some people get chocolates on their pillow. I get a strawberry with my turn down service. The size of the ones she’s been giving to me lately are huge. I thought I would share a picture I took 🙂

 

I ❤ Gold Fish

A couple of weeks ago, mom bought bought me a baby box of gold fish to try. They were really tasty. She would give me some every time I was in the kitchen with her. She also used them for training snacks. I fell in love hard with them.

When mom went to the store this week, I asked for some more. Was I surprised when she came home with this nearly 2 pound box!

 

McPiggy

Today for lunch, mom said we were all going to eat together. We had McDonalds. I’m officially a McPiggy now. I love me some chicken nuggets and fries. I just couldn’t get enough and kept begging for more fries. I mean, no one can just stop at one. Can you?

 

Spring is Here

I have a jingle in my steps these days since spring is here. I’ve had a long hibernation in the winter. I slept, ate and slept some more. I just wanted to be in my bed most days.

This weekend my mom opened my windows. I kept playing in my room because the air was fresh and cool. And, I kept hearing these chirpy things outside my window. Mom called them birds. I wanted to play with one 🙂 you know Bacon style. Mom said no. Oink

 

Scrub a Dub Dub

So my mom she is the smart one.  During bath time, sometimes I just don’t wanna do it and I fight her.  Well, last night she made a bad situation better.  She threw a bunch of cut up apple pieces in the bathtub.  YAY MOM!  Chasing them around the tub gave me something to do while she bathed me.  I’m thinking I’m going to start enjoying bath time more now if she keeps this up. 

After my bath, I ate my bed time snack and then jumped in mom’s arms.  I love it when she cuddles me tight and rocks me to sleep.  It reminds me of when I was a baby.  She also loves on me when she does this and talks quietly to me.  I can’t tell you what she says because that’s ‘our’ quiet time – snort. 

Well, gotta go back and finish up my nap now.  The day is still early to drive dad crazy – oink oink out!

 

You Know the Parent

I sit here and reflect on my parents.  You have to love them.  When you think of your parents,  you know there’s always one that is the pushover that you can walk all over. (::) Well, that would be my daddy.  I sense afraid in him and how he can be afraid of little ole me I don’t know 🙂 I must have done something right – oink oink.  Take in part yesterday, he told me to do things and I wouldn’t.  I drove him insane.  I know I probably shouldn’t have but you gotta keep your parents on their hooves – I mean toes.  And, I paid for the consequence of having to take my nap early but it was all worth it. By the time mom got home, he was exhausted so my plan went well. 

That is until he told mom about his day – uh oh.  The fun was over.  You see mom is the one you don’t play games with like that.  She makes me walk the line and by all means she is no where afraid of my little behind.  So we had a nice little prayer meeting last night about how to treat people.  I get it.  It was still fun though – snort snort.

 

The Power of Bacon

Never underestimate the power of a pig…especially me, Mr Bacon. Hee hee

So mom and dad have the great fence up between the kitchen and the living room. They don’t like it when I go into the kitchen unattended. So you know, that makes me want to go in there more. 🙂 oink oink

So tonight mom put me to bed. I wasn’t ready for sleep so I conned … I mean… Asked mom to stay up for a bit more. Well I snuck in the kitchen when she wasn’t looking. And believe me when I say I can smell food a mile away.

The purr things have a delicacy they eat called Iams. It is mighty tasty. I could smell it in the kitchen. I pinpointed it to the top of the trash can. So, I did what pigs do the best. I knocked the can over and the dish of Iams went everywhere. Heaven buffet. Before mom could get in the kitchen, my cheeks looked like hamster cheeks.

Satisfaction was wonderful but with that you know I had to pay for the crime. I’m in lockdown. But you know what? It sure was fun. Oink oink yay!