Snicker snort. Call me a little magician. Mom got on the phone tonight and I was roaming around. When she got on the phone she asked dad where I was. Snort – I found the buffet in the kitchen. I snuck in while she was on the phone and pulled the lid off the cat food. Then, I climbed in and was enjoying the buffet. Bye bye “D” word. Nice knowing you! Evil pig snort.