I’ve been studying and learning a lot lately. I know some of these things are going to shock you so you may want to sit down. They are true thought. Nana saw me do some this past weekend. (hey nana-lick)
So here it goes. Things I have learned lately.
First of all, I know it’s hard to believe but this pig can jump. I can jump on the couch all by myself and snuggle with mom and dad. I even jump up and down when it’s time to eat – I get so excited. I know it’s hard to believe and you would think my little pot belly would get in the way but I can do it.
Second of all, mom has taught me how to sit. I know I know. You’re laughing but really mom tells me to sit and I will put my fat bottom on the floor. Mom gets so excited over this. I think by sitting on demand, I’m teaching mom how to laugh. It works.
Third, when mom tells me to go to my room, I do. I’ve even been known to go to my room and slam the door to make a point.
And last but not least, when mom tells me to go to bed, I do. I will go to my room, do my business on my wizzy pad and then go into my bed. Mom and dad usually come in and tuck me in.
So go ahead and say it. You think I’m joking but I’m not. This pig has talent!