I’m in jail. I might have stepped on moms toes while she was cooking. I couldn’t help it. I wanted a French fry.
I might have snouted dads ankles. My snout is pretty wicked. It’s hard like rubber and rubbing it against skin hurts like the dickens. But I was trying to get a French fry from him too.
And I guess the kicker was biting Mouse Girls tail. Shakes head. It was there and she was wagging it. It got my attention.
So, I’m in piggy jail in time out. I can’t come back out for a while. Sigh.
So please help me. Start the campaign and shouting, “FREE BACON”. It needs to go world wide.