Why am I craving Chinese food? Mom says tonight is the end of the year. I told her it couldn’t be – I wasn’t done growing yet. There’s too much for me to see still. I’m only 3.5 months old – not even year. That’s pigdiculous and hoglarious. Snort snort.
So mom finally broke down and told me what happens tonight. She lost me at the peach drop…mmmm I want a peach to eat now. Drop that peach in my bowl please.
So everyone be safe and enjoy the end of the year. I’ll be partying with mom if I can stay up that late.