What can I say my friends? Monday has come back around all over again. How many of you had a hard time getting out of your ever so soft and cuddly bed this morning? I know “I” did. Darn this belly for always waking me up. There I was all cuddled in my bed. My head on my pillow and my soft Egyptian cotton sheet wrapped around me. I was dreaming of happy thoughts – playing in the back yard with my rabbit friends – you know just being a piggy. Then it happened.
My belly started rumbling. That automatic time clock in my tummy does it every time. I woke up and as usual, it wasn’t even day time yet. But, I knew I had a job to fulfill. It’s the least I can do living at the Hotel Thompson and not paying rent – snorts.
I got out of my warm cozy bed and sauntered out of my bedroom. I went into mom’s room to her side of the bed. Her hand was hanging off the bed. Dude, she must have had a rough night. I did what any normal pig would do. I licked her fingers. I tell you. I’ve never seen mom jump so high or fast from a sound sleep. It was kind of neat to me so I snorted. I do believe that she almost fell out of bed.
Mission accomplished. I got mom up for the worky place Smart oinker, huh? You would think after almost two years she wouldn’t jump that high but then again I was wrong – double snorts. Happy Monday my friends.