When I watch television on the weekends, there’s all kinds of sports going on. Last fall, I watched football with dad. It was fun! I want to play so bad – eyes raised – I just don’t want to be the football if you know what I mean . But, I’ve looked around. There are actually some sports out there that my fellow pig friends have played.
I can always be a soccerpig – watch out Beckham. I could rock the world in this game. My snout is a powerful thing. Look at these comrades – matching outfits and everything! These little snouts are powerful – don’t let them fool you!
Track and Pig – man I can run! With enough thrust – I think I can fly. You should see me running through the house. And look, I can even wear a superhero cape. That would be pigawesome!
And WOW – I would love to play football… just as long as I wasn’t the football…if you know what I mean wink. I watch this game with dad all of the time. I love the way they run all over the field chasing the little ball and then doing the happy dance when they score. I think I could thrive with this game! Man, I could be making millions. Signing autographs would be a little rough but I think I could just hoove paper for my signature.
What do ya’ll think??