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Don Juan’s Powers are Strong

Lord have mercy.  Is it after Christmas yet my friends?  Please tell me it’s soon – really soon – not soon enough for my liking.  You see I can admit it.  Don Juan’s powers are strong here.  That evil little elf on the shelf needs to go back to where he came.  I’m going to need therapy after all of his antics this year.

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You see, this morning I went into the front room like I do every day.  I was minding my own business, snorting and wobbling to the kitchen.  I passed through the living room and saw Houdini.  He barked.  I snorted.  You know to say hey to each other.  That’s when I stopped in my piggy tracks.

Houdini was dressed up like an elf.  WTP (What the pig!).  I asked the little guy what happened.  He said he thought he heard chattering last night in bed and this was how he woke up.  Oh dear piggy heavens.  You mean Don Juan sneaked into his bedroom and put this ridiculous outfit on him while he was sleeping?!  Shivers – I may not be able to sleep myself alone now until after the elf goes back into hibernation for the season.

I admit it.  This scares me.  Houdini didn’t know what happened.  Somehow he slept through it all?  How is that?  How can you sleep through being dressed?

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I went straight to the phone and called Nana.  I mean hey – Don Juan wants to play hard ball so I’m calling in for back up.  You don’t mess with the Nana.  This is when I squealed, ran to my room and hid under my toddler bed.  Nana said when she woke up this morning, her pooch Tinkerbell was also dressed like an elf!  What.in.the.world?!  Don Juan’s powers are strong.  Shakes piggy head in fear.

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Posted by on December 19, 2014 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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Posted by on December 18, 2014 in 25 Days of Christmas

 

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Where in the World is Bashful?

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Where in the World is Bashful?

The little tyke sent me this picture from his newest destination.  Not much to go on but he looks like he is having a heck of a good time.  You know that rock of mine NEVER stays home for very long.  So I’m wondering with all of the festivities in the pic, where will Bashful be spending his Christmas and New Year?  He did give me three hints.  I’ll list them here for you.

1 - He is going on vacation and will be traveling with his host family throughout the holidays.  I guess some people have the traveling gnome – we have a traveling pebble – snorts!

2 – His vision is still strong.  Sounds kind of cryptic.

3 – He’s catching up with a past girlfriend.  Wonder who this might be?

There you go my friends.  You know as much as I do.  Where or where in this huge world will Bashful be spending the holidays?

 
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Posted by on December 18, 2014 in Bacon, Bashful Field Trip

 

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Mommy’s Food Blog Reminder

Friends – If you get a chance, you *must* check out mom’s food blog here.  You will NOT be disappointed.  Those pictures of hers just make me want to lick the computer screen.  YUM-YUM!  Don’t forget to let her know what you think.  <3

 
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Posted by on December 18, 2014 in Bacon, Moms Food Blogger Fun!

 

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Shakes Piggy Head

Oh friends.  I have to admit that life is *never* boring here at the Hotel Thompson – EVER!  Especially when those two humans of mine that I call parents are involved.  They are always up to trouble when they go out unchaperoned.  This week has been no difference.

First up daddy.  Let me start by saying that Houdini was NOT hurt in dad’s latest antics.  You are already shaking your head aren’t you – snorts.  You see mommy had to run an errand at this party store and daddy went with her.  Daddy wanted to look at the balloons while mom got what she needed.  When she came back to get daddy, he was talking with a store clerk and they were snorting and laughing together.  She knew right then something was up.  Shakes piggy head – you know this can’t go well right?  So mom asks what is going on, what is so funny.  That’s when the store clerk and daddy shook hands, quit laughing and the clerk walked away.  Mom was persistent though and asked daddy what was that all about.  Do you know what he had the nerve to tell her?  Daddy and the clerk were talking about how many helium balloons it would take to make Houdini fly.  What in the world!?  Okay, I admit it.  It would be fun to watch and according to size/weight the number would probably be 6 or 7.  Mom was not so happy about that.  Of course, daddy tried to convince her he wouldn’t do it outside, only indoors, but she wasn’t buying it – snorts.  I wonder why?

IMG_0509Then, I saw this picture on mom’s iPhone.  OMP (oh my pig!) shakes my piggy head.  There really aren’t words here to as what daddy is doing. Is he riding the unicorn, mugging the unicorn or training the unicorn?  God only knows when it concerns my daddy.

Mom tried to explain the picture to me.  She said that daddy saw this pink think in a box and pulled it out.  Yep a pink unicorn – how realistic this time of year huh?  Of course, the unicorn got tired and sat on the floor.  Daddy wanted to ride it – shakes piggy head – why I don’t know.  But giddy up unicorn.

Now here’s what you don’t see in the picture.  Mommy said people started watching and laughing and pointing.  Who wouldn’t right?  And you don’t see in the bottom left hand corner of the picture which I conveniently blocked out was a woman bending over.  Let’s just say that she had more crack showing than a plumber… or a side street.  Snorts – now *that* is what had me cracking up.  Poor lady.

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And don’t think that daddy is the only culprit that gets into trouble when out unchaperoned.  Oh no – my mommy fits right into some big shoes – literally.  Do you like her new red shoes for Christmas?  She says that a woman can NEVER have too many shoes.  Okay.  I just don’t know.  Shakes piggy head.

So tell me this my friends.  My humans are not the only ones with these skills for trouble – right?  Snorts.

 
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Posted by on December 18, 2014 in Bacon, Houdini

 

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Posted by on December 17, 2014 in 25 Days of Christmas

 

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Don Juan Has Done It Now!

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How in the world am I going to explain this picture to mommy?  It looks like that little psycho elf has been into mom’s pictures and sent them to a certain magazine which has made its way to the big man and his elves.

Shakes piggy head.  This can’t be good.  Look at their faces?!  Oh dear piggy heavens.  How am I ever going to tell mommy what Don Juan has done this time?!  What will daddy think?

You gotta help me friends.  How do I break it gently to my mom that her private pictures may not be so private anymore and that she might be on Santa’s naughty list… but he might like it?  Snorts.

Don Juan is in deep doo-doo here at the Hotel Thompson. Shakes piggy head and walks away with daddy’s credit card.  I gotta buy all of these off the market so she doesn’t see the cover.

 
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Posted by on December 17, 2014 in Bacon, 25 Days of Christmas

 

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